Star Wars: Thrawn – A Great Beginning To A Classic Character

This week I decided to focus on the another inclusion from the Star Wars Universe, the novel Thrawn by Timothy Zahn. The character of Thrawn was introduced by Zahn in the original Expanded Universe of Star Wars, now labelled Legends under Disney purchase. Thrawn is the by far the greatest admiral that the Empire had during the prosperity and fall of the Empire, and many years after. He was a tactical genius, brilliant commander and victorious in every task he took on. While Thrawn was considered to be one of the most liked characters introduced in the original Expanded Universe, his omission by Disney was a stab in the heart of many fans. Disney has been expanding their universe to include much of the Legends content into main canon continuity. Thrawn by Timothy Zahn is just the first novel in a probable trilogy, with the next installment Thrawn: Alliances coming out later this year.

Thrawn Alliances

Thrawn was released on April 11, 2017 and quickly garnered a positive review by both fans and critics.

*This review will be spoiler free*


Thrawn begins during the prosperity of the Galactic Empire.  The rebels have begun trying to infiltrate the Empire to learn their secrets, but have not been effectively amalgamated into the official “Rebellion” as seen in Star War Episode IV: A New Hope. As it stands each individual rebel cell is vexing various commanders and their fleets throughout Empire controlled space and some of the Outer Systems. While the Empire is prospering so is their Xenophobia. Most systems are inhabited by more than just humans, but the upper command and echelon of the Imperial Navy is strictly humans.

Pryce Mining Company on Lothal is one of the premiere companies on the small industrial planet. When a new Doonium vein is discovered, the Empire makes political moves to remove the Pryce family from their controlling interests in the company, making an enemy of the heir to the company.

With the new special project taking up all the resources of the Empire to construct; Senators, Moffs and Governors alike are all scrambling to see who knows what and who can be removed from their quests for power.


The story begins with a small Imperial Scouting party to an uncharted world in the “Wild Space” section of the galaxy. Cadet Eli Vanto and the other members of the scouting party find a camp which shows signs of habitation. With several crates marked with an unknown language that is only familiar to those on the border of Wild Space, Vanto is brought up to translate. A mysterious assailant attacks the party and claims the lives of 5 stormtroopers. When the assailant stows away on the landing craft as is taken back to the Destroyer, he surrenders and is interrogated by officers with Vanto for translation. The assailant is revealed as a Chiss by the name of Mitth’raw’nuruodo, though he says the humans may refer to him as Thrawn. When Thrawn, a alien Chiss, is fast tracked into command in the Imperial Navy, he becomes a likely target of hate and resentment from many of his colleagues.

Thrawn military

Arihnda Pryce is caught between a rock and a hard place, either agree to the takeover by the Empire of her family’s mining company or be thrown in jail for treason. She doesn’t take this lying down and journeys to Coruscant to begin a career in political espionage and blackmail.

Doonium is being bought up left right and center by subsidiaries of the Empire for a “Special Project” that is unknown to most of the population. Being the most precious metal in the galaxy, curiosities become piqued inciting full investigations from several individuals both high ranking and not.



Mitth’raw’nuruodo “Thrawn” – A Chiss exiled from the Chiss Ascendancy and marooned on a planet in Wild Space. He is a brilliant tactician and strategist but completely inept in the political machinations of the Imperial Navy. He believes that in order to defeat an enemy you must first understand an enemy, which leads him to research a culture before coming into contact with them. When we first meet Thrawn he only knows basic words and phrases in the Galactic Standard “Basic”; he is fluent in Sy Bisti which is a wild space vernacular known to Ensign Eli Vanto due to him being from a system bordering wild space. He requests Vanto be assigned to him as translator and aide to assist him in his career with the Empire.

Eli Vanto – Ensign assigned the be Thrawn’s personal aide and translator. Was content with his career path to be come a supplies officer at a base near his home planet. With the arrival of Thrawn, his career path has taken a detour into left field. He resents the Chiss for being able to control his career, but admires him for his tactical brilliance and strategic awareness in battle. Acting as both aide and social instructor, Eli is unsure of his future, but knows it is tied to the Chiss officer.

Arihnda Pryce – The only daughter of the CEO of Pryce Mining on Lothal. Ruthless and fiercely loyal to her family and its history. When ousted from her home she sets her sight on the seat at the top making decisions for her whole system. Moving to center of power she begins her political career with nothing to her name and even less knowledge of the inner workings of the political landscape of Coruscant. Determined not to lose sight of her goal she begins a game of cat and mouse where all the cats are bigger and fiercer than she is.

Nightswan – The Moby Dick to Thrawn’s Captain Ahab. A cunning and strategic freelance criminal that will work for whoever pays them enough. With a penchant for organizing schemes of unique style, Thrawn is drawn to solving who this mystery person is and bringing them and their whole network down.

Colonel Yularen – Colonel of the ISB which investigates the senate and any illegal dealings associated with it. Efficient and thorough he becomes an ally of both Thrawn and Pryce as their paths eventually cross.


Notable Cameos – Emperor Sheev Palpatine “Darth Sidious”, Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, Darth Vader


Speaking as someone who never really dove too much into the Expanded Universe of Star Wars, this book is a great starting point. It’s filled with lots of new locations and characters while still keeping it rooted in canon with familiar faces. The chapters all begin with excerpts from Thrawn’s personal journal in which he discusses various topics ranging from leadership to camaraderie and strategy.  I don’t want to speak too much about the chapters for fear of revealing something spoilerific, just know that at the end of the book all the chapter introductions come together in the epilogue.

Thrawn Legends

The entire story has an air of mystery as well with Thrawn trying to figure out who the Nightswan is and where the resources of the Empire are being diverted to. With the book taking place roughly  20-2 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin), any person familiar with Episode IV: A New Hope is able to ascertain where the resources are being routed; however, it also adds an air of suspense as the characters figure it out for themselves.

As a whole I would rate the book to be a solid 7.5/10 it’s far from perfect, with some chapters really dragging on and some characters really serving no purpose, but overall a very enjoyable read. As I said before, it’s a great book for any Star Wars fan and if you were a fan of Thrawn before this is quite a poignant starting point for the character.


*This spoiler free review has been created with Barb Cottle in mind. May I never spoil anything nerdy for her ever again.*


Project ORION – The Rise of the Spartans

This month for the continuation of the Halo series, I decided to focus on the SPARTANS and their origins as a unit.  Starting out in the early years of the United Earth Government (UEG), Project ORION is where it all began.



Project ORION was launched in the early years of the 23rd century shortly after the unification of the Earth into the UEG and the formation of the United Nations Space Command (UNSC). The project was started in an attempt to biochemically alter soldiers to create super soldiers for use in the field. While ORION would eventually be shut down, the concept was taken and utilized as the basis for future SPARTAN programs and certain advancements were used for field kits following the Insurrectionist Civil War.

In 2390, the UEG had formally established the Inner Colonies of the Earth Empire. For the next hundred years, humanity began to expand into the Sol system establishing dozens of colonies on habitable worlds. As the expansion continued, the power and influence of the UEG began the wane to the point that political independence was the hot topic among the colonists. Colonies began to separate themselves from UEG control and the UNSC took steps to maintain a grip on the Outer colonies that were trying to secede from the UEG. In preparation for conflict, the UNSC enacted Project: ORION on April 13, 2321, as a means of developing tougher, faster and stronger soldiers. Of the original 5 candidates selected, none were deemed a success and the candidates were returned to their respective units. Each of these candidates would die within a year of being returned to their unit for reasons  undisclosed by the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI).


As the Civil Wars on the Outer colonies intensified, Project: ORION was relaunched in secret on January 29, 2491, to combat insurgent attacks. The project was opened with 65 candidates, with a future 100 volunteers being accepted following initial training. On January 12, 2496, the first ORION soldiers were deployed as part of Operation: CHARLEMAGNE to recover a sub-orbital transit station over Eridanus II. The mission was successful without any casualties and without detection, this was also the only time in the program’s history that a full unit of its operators would ever be deployed.

With the success of Operation: CHARLEMAGNE, the tales of super soldiers being deployed by the UNSC spread like wildfire, causing conspiracy theories to be born. ONI used the leaked knowledge in a very aggressive propaganda run in the following decades to incite compliance from the outer colonies. During the same year as Operation: CHARLEMAGNE, ORION operatives were deployed as part of Operation: VERITAS, where they apprehended several Secessionist Union operatives who were employed in various high-level offices in the Colonial Military Administration (CMA).

As the Insurrectionist War began to heat up, the UNSC escalated their counter-insurgent activities with Operation: TREBUCHET. This operation was put into immediate action following the defection of UNSC Marine Colonel Robert Watts. ORION operatives were deployed to combat the insurgent threat and were very effective for a time. As the conflict dragged on, the insurgents became harder and harder to root out. The Insurgents adapted to the tactics of the ORION operatives very quickly and became increasingly harder to combat. While the bombings and flashpoint scenarios between Insurrectionists and the UNSC continued to increase, more civilians were caught in the crossfire, and were killed as a result. These civilian deaths added to the growing resentment for the UNSC on the outer colonies forcing more to join the Insurrectionist fight. In response to the growing Insurrectionist threat, the UNSC recruited more operatives into the ORION program, culminating in 300 active duty personnel.

As Operation: TREBUCHET continued, some of the older members of ORION began to exhibit PTSD and sympathy towards the Insurrectionists. Some operatives refused to participate in the program post-augmentation and were incarcerated as a result. Despite the success the ORION soldiers were having, the results were far below what the scientists expected. Due to the age of most candidates and the inadequate genetic screening performed during recruitment.; the genetic modifications led to minimal improvement and the immunosuppressants failed in many candidates. These issues led to irreversible genetic fragmentation and degenerative conditions in most of the ORION personnel.

In 2502, Operation: KALEIDOSCOPE was put in to action. KALEIDOSCOPE was a multi pronged approach by the UNSC to pacify the Insurrectionist threat. ORION operatives were deployed to neutralize key insurgent strongholds and eliminate insurgent personnel. The main goal was to eliminate Jerald Mulkey Ander, the leader of the Secessionist Union.


On March 13, 2502, Jerald Ander was assassinated by ORION operative, Corporal Avery Johnson. With Ander’s death, the Secessionist Union was easily dismantled; however, it did not deter those from seeking independent control from the UEG, it actually served to strengthen the Insurrectionist movement on several planets. While KALEIDOSCOPE dealt a massive blow to the insurgents, it failed to pacify the planets as had been originally intended and was declared a failure as the result. As Operation: KALEIDOSCOPE was wrapping up, it became apparent that some of the ORION operatives were beginning to develop severe side effects from the augmentations. These side effects ranged from physical anomalies to mental illness.

The ORION project began to decline in performance due to the ineffective strategies used by the UNSC. Operation: TANGLEWOOD was the final operation that ORION operatives participated in.

In 2506, project ORION was quietly terminated with the remaining 165 members being reassigned to various special forces elements in the UNSC. Some of the former ORION operatives began to exhibit mental instabilities and were discharged from the UNSC as a result. ONI concocted a plan to cover up the ailments being exhibited by the former ORION members as a medical ailment called Boren’s Syndrome. As many of the ORION soldiers began to retire and have families, the children of the former operatives required specially formulated injections to ensure they suffered no health defects. While some ORION members were discharged, others like Avery Johnson, were able to serve well past what is normally expected of human service. Johnson served for a continued four decades after the project was shut down.

*Johnson was dosed with an abnormally high amount of radiation emanating from a crate of plasma grenades on Paris IV; as a result, he was immune to Flood infection.*


Following the shuttering of Project ORION many of the augmentations and advancements were incorporated into the SPARTAN-II program and its successors. The failures of project ORION were blamed on the age of the recruits. Being adults, the recruits bodies rejected many of the augmentations, giving a less than expected result. The SPARTAN-II and SPARTAN-III programs were therefore forced to use prepubescent recruits so that their genetic information and physicality would allow for the augmentations to take hold. The SPARTAN-IV program overcame this obstacle, but that was not until after the end of the Human-Covenant War on March 3, 2553.

Due to the combat effectiveness of the ORION operatives the UNSC utilized project ORION and its operators as the model for a reorganization of the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODSTs).

In the years following the closure of Project: ORION in 2506, the small amount of special forces in the UNSC were not able to effectively combat the rising Insurrectionist threat. Around 2510, ONI began to re-examine the Carver Findings (A set of theories published by Dr. Elias Carver in 2491, predicting the outbreak of an insurrection) to determine if there was a solution within Carver’s predictions to their current Insurrectionist issue. The findings stated that the instability would continue to grow unless drastic military action was taken. ONI had conducted it’s own research and came to the same conclusion as Dr. Carver; if the threat was not subdued, by 2525 there would be an open war between the inner and outer colonies.

Dr. Catherine Halsey had taken Carver’s findings and built on them herself. Halsey’s findings predicted that if UNSC inaction against rebel leadership continued, there would be a 35 year war with over 5 billion dead or a conflict of indeterminate length that would lead to the downfall of human civilization.  Halsey presented her findings to Vice Admiral Stanforth and ONI Section III, who had come to their own similar conclusions. In order to avoid this grim future, Halsey agreed to work for ONI under Section III’s Special Projects Division to develop a solution.


Dr. Halsey took the data from the initial Project ORION and made drastic changes. The candidates would be selected based on age, and genetic markers that would increase the success of the augmentations. The candidates would have to exhibit physical strength and mental attributes as well as being under the age of 10. The age limit also helped with instilling core military values and the understanding of War; which could not be taught to already enlisted individuals. In addition to the more selective candidate pool, one of the other major changes involved the creation of powered exoskeletons for use by the operatives. The drawback of this new armor is its requirement for augmenting the subject, effectively turning the participants into human guinea pigs. Despite the obvious danger to recruits and the unethical means to which they would be treated, ORION-II was permitted.

In 2511, Generation II of Project ORION was initiated to combat the Insurrectionist threat.  By 2517, 150 suitable candidates had been selected for the program, though funding only allowed for half that number. Thus the top 75 candidates were selected from all planets across UNSC controlled space. The selection pool included both male and female candidates as well as various ethnic backgrounds to ensure diversity. The candidates all were around the age of six years old and most lived on the outer planets. ONI operatives kidnapped the candidates in the night and replaced them with flash clones. These flash clones were grown from the DNA acquired by the Outer Colony Vaccination Program. The clones would die after roughly a year due to medical complications resulting from flash cloning an entire human being.

Halsey was not fond of the original name for the project, Project ORION Generation II, so she renamed the project out of personal preference and desire to distance it from the failures of the first Project: ORION. Halsey centered on the SPARTAN-II program as a homage to the name of ORION.

With the subsequent success of the SPARTAN-II program, Project ORION was retroactively renamed as SPARTAN-I.



There you have it, the story of how the SPARTAN program came to be. While the most popular iteration of the SPARTAN program is the SPARTAN-IIs and the face of Halo, the Master Chief; none of that would be possible without Project: ORION. Next month I will breakdown the SPARTAN-II program along with its various victories and defeats. See you next week!


Venom – A History

With the release of the Venom teaser starring Tom Hardy, I decided to focus this week’s post on the villain turned anti-hero, Venom. I for one am very excited about the film, and despite the backlash surrounding the teaser think it will turn out great. There has been a lot of controversy online about them not showing the suit or even the symbiote. One thing that keeps getting forgotten is that it was a TEASER for the trailer. Not only that, but filming only wrapped shortly before Christmas and so the CGI is probably not finished on the film. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, we can move on to the character himself!

Originally the idea for a new costume for Spider-Man was created by a Marvel Comics reader named Randy Schueller. The idea was purchased from him in 1982 for a total of $220.00.

Venom first appeared as the  black costume or “alien costume” form in December of 1984 during the Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars event. It attached itself to Spider-Man when his suit was ripped and torn in battle. Because Spider-Man was the first host, all subsequent hosts gain some of the abilities of Spider-Man such as: Web slinging, wall crawling, super strength, and speed.

Several artists and creators at Marvel had a hand in creating the “alien suit”; the creators involved were: Roger Stern, Tom DeFalco, Mike Zeck and Ron Frenz.

The official character of Venom was created by David Michelinie and Todd McFarlane in 1988 and first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #299 in May of that year, having received a cameo in the April issue of the same run.



The Venom symbiote is actually a sentient creature hatched on the planet Klyntar. The symbiotes of Klyntar were part of an organization called the Agents of the Cosmos. As agents, they were tasked with finding suitable hosts in order to create a force of noble warriors to maintain peace across the universe. The Venom symbiote chose poorly for its first host and was forced to carry out a genocide on the host’s planet. This genocide twisted the symbiote into a hate-filled and rage addicted being. Despite being twisted, it wanted to bond with all future hosts and protect them rather than dominate them. Due to this desire and the twisted nature of the symbiote, it was imprisoned by the other Agents of the Cosmos who feared it would contaminate the gene pool. When the Beyonder was creating Battleworld, he inadvertently incorporated the prison for the Venom symbiote into the Battleworld.

Contrary to what most readers think, Spider-Man was not the first superhero to don the alien suit. That honour fell to none other than the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool. Deadpool found the prison and allowed the symbiote to attach itself to his costume (which had been damaged in battle). When he felt the symbiote begin to interface with his mind, Deadpool removed the symbiote and placed it back in its prison for fear that his own insanity would adversely affect it. Moments later, Spider-Man showed up and released the symbiote and allowed it to bond with him. This provided Spider-Man with a suit that could mimic street clothes, provided stronger webbing and took the colour scheme of the second Spider-Woman ( Julia Carpenter).


Back on Earth Spider-Man used the suit for months before realizing it was exerting control. He removed the suit in the bell tower of a church with the help of the sonic waves created by the ringing bell. The suit then returned to Peter’s apartment and took the form of a regular blue and red Spider-Man suit and waited for him to put it on. After realizing the suit had returned and he had bonded with it again, Spider-Man needed help. He went to the Fantastic Four to get help and they aided him in removing the suit. After Spider-Man got rid of the suit, the symbiote fled before trying to return to both him and Deadpool. Both men rejected it after it bit the arm off a bounty hunter sent to capture it by the Collector (Benicio Del Torro from GotG). The symbiote fled to the church where Spider-Man had removed it earlier, Our Lady of Saints Church, and  found a new host in the form of disgraced journalist, Eddie Brock.

Eddie had been having a rough go of things… He lost his job as a journalist, he had been diagnosed with adrenal cancer, he had been disowned by his father and his wife had left him. He was contemplating suicide when he went to the Our Lady of Saints church to pray for forgiveness. It was there that the symbiote was drawn to him. His hatred with Spider-Man for ruining his journalism career was amplified by the symbiote and turned into a fixation of either reclaim Spider-Man or killing him.

Over several years Venom and Spider-Man would fight. Eddie believed the symbiote wanted to return to Spider-Man and would leave him if given the chance, so Eddie resolved the only way to keep the symbiote was to kill Spider-Man. During a battle with Styx and Stone, in which Eddie had become a vigilante and was assisting Spider-Man, the symbiote appeared to have been killed by Styx’s deathly touch. When the symbiote healed it found Eddie in prison and broke him out. The symbiote reproduced asexually and it’s offspring bonded with Eddie’s cellmate Cletus Kasady creating Carnage.

The symbiote then left Eddie Brock and bonded with Mac Gargan (the Scorpion) a low level villain that agreed to satiate its blood lust and kill Spider-Man. Gargan would go onto be a member of the Thunderbolts and Sinister 12. He was nearly killed when he tracked down a former host and it was revealed to be Eddie Brock. Brock had the remnants of the Venom symbiote in his blood mutated and became Anti-Venom. Gargan barely escaped alive and the symbiote was badly damaged during the fight when it tried to leave Gargan and bond with Brock. Following the events of Siege, the US Military took possession of the symbiote.

Venom 2

Flash Thompson was a war hero who had lost his legs in combat. He was recruited by the military to become Agent Venom. Agent venom worked with Flash and was sent on covert mission around the globe. The time it took for the symbiote to completely bond with its host was 48 hours, and as such Flash was only allowed to wear the symbiote for missions. He was able to remain in control of the symbiote until he got mad in which case the symbiote was able to take over regardless of the suppressant drugs the military was pumping into the symbiote. Flash participated in many Avengers mission as a Secret Avenger and was even a member of the Thunderbolts. He was asked by Steve Rogers to take Iron Man’s place as liaison with the Guardians of the Galaxy. During his tenure with the Guardians, the Klyntar Hive Mind attempted to reconnect with the symbiote which caused the symbiote to go berserk. The symbiote took over each member of the Guardians until it at last found Drax, who was able to pilot the ship to the symbiote home world of Klyntar. There the symbiote voluntarily re-integrated with the Hive Mind and was cleansed of its blood lust and hatred before being re-bonded with Flash.

Agent Venom

Upon return to Earth after the second Civil War, Flash was hunting down Mania and was attacked by an FBI task force equipped with Anti-symbiote weaponry. The symbiote left Flash and ran, due to it’s shame for reverting to its bloodthirsty ways. It happened upon a former Army Ranger, Lee Price,  who was about to be gunned down in a botched arms deal between two rival gangs. The symbiote bonded with him to protect him but was quickly dominated by the soldier’s will. Price quickly went on to massacre both sides in the gang conflict and used traumatic childhood memories to shut the symbiote up when it rejected his commands. Price would further use the symbiote as a means of crime and vigilantism until two FBI agents discovered his identity. These agents told Price they would expose him as Venom if he did not comply and return to the FBI. When Price refused to go (obviously), Eddie Brock and his anti-symbiote task force, along with Spider-Man managed to separate Price from the symbiote.  Price was arrested by the NYPD before being broken out by Maniac. While the symbiote was en route to the FBI headquarters in New York to be handed over to Alpha Flight; Brock broke the symbiote out of captivity reuniting with it once more. With the symbiote bonding to Brock again, Venom has become the Lethal Protector he once was.


While the symbiote itself bonds with another being to reach its full potential, it does itself have it’s own personality and thoughts. The first host it bonded with was corrupt and thus corrupted the symbiote to the point that it was addicted to rage and hatred. As previously stated it was because of this that it was captured and imprisoned by the Agents of the Cosmos. Prior to being bonded with Spider-Man the symbiote was only able to understand simple emotions like sadness, happiness and anger. The symbiote viewed Peter Parker as his ideal host and was able to understand more complex emotions when bonded with him. When Peter rejected the symbiote it’s admiration for him was replaced with hatred and anger. It never truly liked any of its subsequent hosts believing them all to be inferior to Peter Parker.

The symbiote is adverse to lying and will be brutally honest if given the time to speak. It will normally say the things it knows will get you to lose control and give into the rage that it feeds on.

Venom Symbiote

Prior to it being cleansed, the symbiote’s blood lust was insatiable. Eddie Brock described it as ” an ocean of darkness trying to drown him with its rage and hunger, reducing his mind to a “red ruin” at its most intense”. This blood lust only increased as time went on until when it was bonded with Mac Gargan, it forced Mac to bend to its will. Mac became overwhelmed by the symbiote’s blood lust and resorted to cannibalism as a means to satiate it’s desire for blood. When it was bonded with Flash, he took suppressant drugs to keep the symbiote under control, but if Flash ever lost control and gave into his rage, the symbiote would take over. After abandoning Gargan, the symbiote attempted to find itself a permanent host. The symbiote wished to find the strongest host and as such would bond with an individual while still searching for a stronger host. This led to the symbiote attempting to abandon Eddie and Flash while in various conflicts. The symbiote tried to abandon Flash to bond with Kaine (a clone of Peter Parker) but Flash was able to stop the symbiote through sheer force of will.

Once it was cleansed of it’s rage and blood lust, the symbiote became docile repentant and subservient to its host (Flash Thompson at the time) in essence, what it was intended to be all along. When Flash expressed concern that his own hot headedness might affect the symbiote and change it again; the symbiote spoke to Flash saying it preferred him as a host and called Flash its friend.

Because it’s comics and the symbiote can never just be at peace it slowly reverted back to its old ways until it was forcibly removed from Flash. After the ordeal with Lee Price, being captured by the FBI and being re-bonded to Eddie,  the symbiote became re-corrupted but still wanted to be a hero. The blood lust returned and Eddie was forced to seek help from Alchemex which cured the issue and returned the symbiote to its benevolent state post cleansing.

The symbiote is very possessive and as such will violently defend its wearer if attacked. This has led to several brutal fights between Venom and others throughout his comic run.


The symbiote is able to act on its own without a host body. It is able to controls its tendrils and tentacles and can even assume a humanoid shape briefly. When bonded with a host, it takes on a black and white coloured suit with large white eyes and a large mouth filled with sharp teeth.  Due to having been bonded with Spider-Man for an extended period of time it gained access to his genetic code and can bestow similar powers onto any being that becomes its host. In addition to Spider-Manlike powers, it also enhances all the physical attributes of its host to superhuman levels.


Some of the powers it grants are as follows:

  • Superhuman Strength
  • Superhuman Durability
  • Superhuman Stamina
  • Healing Factor – Able to cure ailments and injuries human beings cannot ie. Cancer.
  • Genetic Memory
  • Offspring Detection
  • Wall Crawling
  • Webbing Generation
  • Constituent Matter Generation
  • Constituent Matter Manipulation
  • Spider Sense
  • Immunity to Spider Sense – Venom is one of the few characters in Marvel comics that cannot be picked up by Spider-Man’s Spider Sense. Ben Reilly who was cloned prior to Peter becoming host to Venom, is still able to detect Venom with his Spider Sense.
  • Camouflage – Able to mimic clothing, and surroundings
  • Poisonous Fangs
  • Parasitic Inheritance – Able to copy the abilities of hosts it had been bonded to
  • Shapeshifting

The Symbiote does not have many weaknesses other than sonic attacks and intense heat. Since it first bonded with Spider-Man, these attacks have become less effective as the symbiote has built up an immunity.

Venom is one of the best Spider-Man villains specifically for his belief that if the symbiote can’t bond with Spider-Man then he has to die. With everything that happened to the symbiote it’s no wonder that it turned out the way it did (a murderous cannibalistic rage monster). The journey that the symbiote went on after being bonded with Eddie has shown that while something might start off as evil there is always the room for growth. Venom went from being a genocidal symbiote, to a villain, to a hero, back to villain, and back to hero. Now, in Marvel publications, he has been termed as an anti-hero (Awe YEAH) and I think this is a great arc for the character to go through.


I’m super excited for the movie starring Tom Hardy and I think if done right (knock on wood) it could be a great film. I understand the trouble with having a Venom movie without have a black suit Spider-Man; however, sometimes you just have to accept that not everything can be done. We got a black suit Spider-man in the terrible Spider-Man 3 from 2007 and the fans were not impressed… mostly due to the dancing and Topher Grace. The suit when on Spider-Man looked good, but the skinny emo Venom we were given was just a travesty. I am really hoping for a redemption of the character by Tom Hardy. Hardy is a great actor and I’ve never seen a role that he didn’t perform well. One of his greatest performances for me has to be in Inception. Just his general badassery in that movie was top notch. If he can channel that energy into his role as Eddie Brock, we may finally get the lethal protector comic fans have been waiting for.

Well there you have it, a breakdown of Venom before the Venom movie comes out. Any questions or comments feel free to post. as always, See you next week!

Helljumpers – The Unofficial Badasses of the UNSC

With the anniversary of my one year on this site, I decided to expand some of my posts to include video games as well. That is not to say that I will be stopping with the comics, because I could never stop with comics. That being said, I will be adding a monthly inclusion from the Halo universe just like my Underrated Heroes series. So to start off the Halo series I decided to focus on a group of characters in the Halo universe that tend to get overlooked, Orbital Drop Shock Troopers aka ODSTs or Helljumpers.

Now the ODSTs are not just a singular squad of soldiers. To put it in relative terms, picture the ODST’s like the Special Forces of a country’s military; only instead of one country, it’s the UNSC (United Nations Space Command). One thing (among many others) that was achieved in the Halo universe, was the unification of the planet into one entity and the solidification of the world’s collective armed forces into one military. This allowed for great strides in technology and innovation because no singular country was trying to out do the other.

What makes the ODST’s so unique is the fashion in which they are deployed. Typically, in the Halo universe, the soldiers are deployed by either Pelicans (Air Transports), MCCs (Mobile Command Centers) or Elephants (Armoured troop transports).  The technical name for the method in which the ODSTs are deployed is referred to as “Transorbital Support Interdiction”. The ODSTs are secured in their drop pods (Single Occupant Exoatmospheric Insertion Vehicle or SOEIV) on their respective ships or orbiting stations and dropped from a low altitude orbit into their landing zone. The pods are designed for a fast/hot re-entry into an atmosphere and to withstand the impact of the fall from space, hence the name “Helljumpers”.



Prior to being able to enlist in the ODST training program, each applicant must first undergo basic training. The applicant must first pass Marine Basic and then are able to enlist in the ODST program. Anyone who is a fully fledged member of the UNSC military branch is allowed to enlist in ODST training, but only few make it through. Being RTU’d (Returned to Unit) after failing out/ being removed from ODST training is considered the most embarrassing thing a person can endure in the UNSC. The embarrassment factor is so high, that most washouts would rather choose death than being sent back a failure from ODST training.

In order to ensure all candidates are in top physical shape the first few weeks in ODST training is focused on physical training and strength tests. They train in all weather conditions and in all environments to ensure top physical conditioning. The recruits are made to crawl through miles of barbed wire and various unforgiving environments while the Drill Instructors fire live rounds over their heads to simulate a war zone. The ODST recruits also practice jumping from high locations to prepare for their orbital drops.


After the physical training is completed during the first three weeks, the following weeks are spent in squad based drills and tactics. ODSTs work in squads of 2-4 Fireteams, with most Fireteams consisting of 6-8 troopers. One of the most grueling tests an ODST recruit must undergo is during the weeks of squad training. The recruits are made to don full ODST battle gear and are dropped at the base of a mountain or gorge. The Drill Instructors are dropped behind them and given weapons loaded with Tactical Training Rounds (TTRs). The TTRs cause temporary paralysis in the area around the impact and leave a distinct red splatter where they hit.  Once dropped, the recruits are ordered to reach the peak of the mountain. If they fall behind or the Drill Instructors feel they are going too slow, the Drill Instructors shoot the recruits in the leg with a TTR. This causes the recruits to lose the function of the leg they were shot in and are forced to crawl to the top of the mountain as punishment. This test is run several times with varying difficulties added, to the culmination of the final run wherein the Drill instructors are dropped on the top of the mountain in full gear and armed TTRs to stop the recruits acting as an “opposing force”. The exercise is meant to teach the recruits to work as a unit and that sometimes in war sacrifices need to be made for the rest of the mission to survive.

Following the Squad drills the ODST recruits are broken up into Fireteams and given additional tactical training. After Fireteam tactics are thoroughly taught, the Fireteams are put back in squads ( each squad consisting of at least 2 Firetams) and given the task of taking the peak of the mountain again. This time the drill instructors are merely observers as each squad is pitted against the others to see who will emerge victorious. This type of training was meant to teach the Fireteams to work together to achieve the goal.

Among everyone in the UNSC, the ODSTs are said the have the strongest battlefield resolve after the SPARTANS. They are among the most tenacious and fierce warriors the UNSC can field. Due to their rigorous training and fierce camaraderie, ODSTs  are known to be some of the most loyal to their own. While off duty and surrounded by other ODSTs they are the most jovial and carefree of soldiers. When off duty and not with other ODSTs they are very stoic and unfriendly to anyone who is not one of them.  While most marines believe the SPARTANS to be Gods on the battlefield, they also agree that if you give an ODST a mission they will find a way to accomplish it regardless of the consequences. ODST officers and squad leaders command their squads from the front on the battlefield, due to the fact that ODSTs do not respect authority without competence. ODSTs believe that if you have the rank, you should have the battlefield experience to back it up.

Officers in the ODST regiment are meant to lead from the front and thus any officer should be willing and able to do any task he orders a subordinate to do. As such most officers do not survive for as long. Those that do are greatly respected among all ODSTs for their bravery and battlefield experience. ODST officers undergo a ritual wherein the Kanji symbol for “Bastard” or “Badass” is tattooed on them by their men. Should a tattooed individual ever present the tattoo to any ODST, active or retired, the ODST will obey the tattooed officer’s every word.

ODST insignia


The battle dress for the ODST regiment is as follows:

  • CH252 Helmet incorporated with Visual Intelligence System Reconnaissance (VSIR)
  • Misriah Titanium composite armour with pateneted heating and cooling mechanic to match the infrared reading of the local atmosphere
  • ODST BDU full body suit

The ODST weaponry is the same as the standard UNSC armoury loadout. Each ODST trains with a specific weapon to diversify the fireteam.

The Single Occupant Exoatmospheric Insertion Vehicle (SOEIV) is shaped like a tear drop and is protected by a ceramic skin. They are made to handle the extreme stress and heat of re-entry into a planet’s atmosphere. They have a one time drop use, and are destroyed upon completion of the mission at hand.

UNSC Insertion Protocols dictate that while the officer’s SOEIV is the last to be deployed, it has a thruster attached to propel it past the rest so that the officer reaches the ground first.

The SOEIV is equipped with the ODSTs weapons, ammo, supplies, and tactical data required for the mission. upon successful deployment, each ODST is tasked with bringing the supplies from their own pod to the FOB (Forward Operating Base) for the mission.


Despite roughly 15 different divisions of ODSTs in service in the UNSC, the list of notable ODST members is rather small.

The most notable ODST is Edward Buck; Buck was the fireteam leader during the campaign of Halo 3: ODST. During the campaign of Halo 3: ODST, fireteam Alpha-Nine was tasked with dropping into Covenant occupied New Mombasa and retrieving a defecting Covenant engineer.Voiced by Nathan Fillion, Edward Buck, he has made multiple appearances in several games, most recent being a core member of the SPARTAN-IV Fireteam, Osiris, in Halo 5: Guardians.

Aside from Buck the most notable ODSTs are those of Fireteam Alpha-Nine, the main unit during the Campaign of Halo 3:  ODST. The fireteam members are as follows:

  • Gunnery Sergeant Edward Buck
  • Corporal Taylor “Dutch” Miles
  • Lance Corporal Kojo “Romeo” Agu
  • Lance Corporal J.D. “Rookie”
  • Private First Class Michael “Mickey” Grespo

The Fireteam would go through several campaigns and battles losing and adding members until eventually following the Uprising on Draco III, they were inducted into the Spartan IV program. With the death of “Rookie” during the Draco III mission, “Dutch” resigned from the UNSC; retiring with his wife and fellow ODST, Gretchen Ketola.

The members of Alpha Nine that served with distinction until their deaths are as follows:

  • Baruti “Gramps” Komen – Killed during the Fall of Reach.
  • Lance Corporal J.D “Rookie” – Killed during the Uprising on Draco III.
  • Gogo “Gomez” – Dismissed from Alpha Nine following the Battle of Sargasso, died before the end of the war.
  • “Daughter” Svensdottir –  Dismissed from Alpha Nine following the Battle of Sargasso, died before the end of the war.
  • “Sam” Samrat – Dismissed from Alpha Nine following the Battle of Sargasso, died before the end of the war.


The first use of ODSTs were in the Interplanetary War with Mars, they were deployed as “Drop Jet Platoons” in 2163. It wasn’t until the end of the Interplanetary War and signing of the Callisto Treaty in 2170, that the ODSTs received their current title and designation.

The first major deployment of ODST units came during the beginning stages of the Insurrection War in 2490. The ODSTs were deployed on various offensives during the war to stop conflicts with precision accuracy. In 2526, the 10th Shock Troops Battalion was deployed to Andesia, to quell the insurrectionist threat. It was during this deployment that the battalion was overrun by insurrectionist forces and wiped out.

After first contact on Harvest with the Covenant on November 1, 2525, the UNSC redeployed all active ODST battalions to combat the Covenant threat. In April of 2526, the Covenant attacked Corbulo military Academy on Circinius IV, wiping out all ODST units deployed in defense of the school and all personnel (save 4 survivors).

ODST units would be deployed during several major battle during the Human-Covenant War with varying degrees of success. During the Fall of Reach in 2552, countless ODST squads and personnel were lost in the defense of strategic sites around the planet.  Shortly after the fall of Reach, the battle for Earth began. In October of 2552, with the exception of the units assigned to ships in deep space, all ODST units were recalled to Earth to defend against the invading fleet.


Following the end of Human-Covenant War, ODST units began working joint operations with Sangheili spec-ops to dismantle the rogue Covenant factions still remaining. The UNSC Infinity (human ship from Halo 4 and 5) has a full contingent of ODST troops for rapid deployment.

The UNSC Spirit of Fire (declared lost with all hands) has a full contingent of ODST troops from the 9th Shock Troops Battalion.



Anyone familiar with the Halo universe knows that the SPARTAN-IIs are the Gods among the UNSC military personnel. What would take multiple battalions of marines to accomplish, one SPARTAN-II can do. ODSTs are the peak of the human military contribution. They were not as selective of the applicants like the SPARTAN programs were (until the SPARTAN programs were declassified and opened to the public in 2553); anyone with the proper strength and willpower could be an ODST. They walked like superstars among the rest of the UNSC military and they knew it. But for all the bluster and praise they received, they never asked for any of it. Most of the Special Forces nowadays are referred to as the “silent professionals”. They go in, do the job, and leave without expecting praise; this is exactly how the ODST units operate. Don’t get me wrong, the SPARTANS performed amazing feats and the war wouldn’t have been won without them; however, by the end of the war, the SPARTANS were relegated to folk tales told to instill hope or resolve in new and injured marines.

ODST funeral

The ODSTs were never folk tales. They were there, on the front lines leading the defense of humanity against the Covenant. They didn’t have personal exosuits that could withstand tank shots, being dropped from space, or crushed under tons of debris; they had their wits, training, and resolve. They stood side by side with the rest of Humanity defending their home from the aliens that wished to destroy it.  For that reason alone, the Orbital Drop Shock Troops are the unofficial badasses of the Halo universe.

The Problem With Transitioning Comics To The Big/Small Screens

I wanted to start off the year with a post related to something I have been thinking about for a long time; the problems with bringing comics to the big/small screen.  I will be the first one to admit that sometimes a comic will do better as a TV show or as a movie and vice versa, but there is a fine line about the distinction and I will explain.


Arrow and Flash

We have all seen the success of the CW “Arrowverse” and its related content; conversely, we have seen the success of the Marvel Netflix corner of the MCU. Both of these successful franchises have something in common, they’re grounded.  The CW started dabbling into the superhero genre with Smallville way back in 2001. It was the first widely successful superhero television show and ran for a full 10 seasons. The show centered around Clark Kent as he grew up in Smallville and his eventual move to Metropolis. The thing that made the show likeable was that we watched as Clark grew as a person and as a hero, he started as a young naive kid and ended the series as the Superman the world needed. One thing I will say about the show is that I felt it was about 3 seasons too long, and I know I for one was a little irate that he never flew until the last 5 minutes of the last episode.  I get that the show had budget restrictions but come on! It’s Superman!

Almost exactly a year after Smallville ended, a gritty new superhero drama graced our television screens, and that show was Arrow. Arrow went for a much more dark and gritty approach and knocked it out of the park. I know I was blown away with the show and never missed an episode until the dismal fourth season… ugh. But the show worked as a television serial because of the grounded and character driven plots, not to mention it wasn’t heavy reliant on CGI.  Netflix used this formula to create probably the greatest superhero TV shows to date. Within the Netflix universe you get Daredevil, Punisher, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Iron Fist; all these heroes are fairly grounded and don’t rely heavy on the crazy storytelling and plots that would require heavy CGI.

The “Arrowverse” has definitely branched out and included some more “out there shows” with the likes of Legends of Tomorrow and Supergirl. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the crossover episodes but they just don’t fit with the gritty world Arrow created. When the Flash first aired, it actually started by using a backdoor pilot in Arrow, and was an interesting contrast to the dark tone of the show. Much like the title characters of DC comics, Batman and Superman, Arrow and Flash are the exact opposites. Arrow is the dark and brooding drama; whereas Flash is the lighthearted fun serial with lots of bright colours and warm tones.


With the sale of Fox to Disney, I am interested to see what will happen to all the new slew of X-Men related content now airing on television. I will not lie, I watched one episode of the Runaways and turned it off halfway through. It just wasn’t engaging and the rarity of a teenager using their powers? I know if I had powers as a teenager or even a dinosaur that responded to my mental commands… I would use that shit every chance I got! X-Men is one franchise that will not work well on TV just because the heroes and story arcs rely on heavy CGI. Badass ninjas and indestructible skin are easy to show on TV, shooting ice and fire from your hands or giant laser beams from your eyes… not so much. For a superhero show to be successful it needs to be grounded and character driven, which sadly most comics are not.


CGI and team ups. Enough said.

Big budget movies can obviously have ridiculous amounts of awesome CGI and still pull it off. For the most part… Looking at you Justice League!


Massive team ups also only work as a movie, unless you devote a solid series to each character first, then they CAN work. They won’t always work, but batting 80% is better than failing every time.

I just find that for the likes of Avengers, X-Men, and Justice League the characters are too big to have them just thrown in or put into a TV show. Smallville tried to put the Justice League and the Justice Society into the series and it worked… sort of. Each member of the their “league” was given at least one episode of introduction prior to the team up. The Justice society was jammed into a 2 episode arc that really only highlighted two, potentially 3 characters.  While the ending to the Justice society arc did give us back Martian Manhunter and gave us Hawkman in a more permanent role, it wasn’t properly executed.


Okay I will admit that there are some glaring issues with the MCU and the DCEU, everybody with me so far let’s move on…

The MCU is the unstoppable force behind all the modern connected universes, that being said, they tend to change a lot of things so that it will work with their overall narrative. The Infinity Stones are a prime example of Marvel studios changing their lore to work with their overall narrative. We all know there are 6 Infinity Gems (stones in the MCU), each representing a fundamental force that composed the universe. Originally called the Soul Gems until Infinity War when they were renamed the Infinity Gems, Thanos was the first to use all 6 in unison.  The thing that irks me is that they take other artifacts that are important from Marvel comics lore and make them Infinity Stones for the sake of the narrative.  The Tesseract is not the Space Stone, it is in fact closer to the cosmic cube which is responsible for Hydra Cap; Loki’s Scepter is not the Mind stone, and the Eye of Agamotto is not the time stone.

Apart from the renaming and branding of the Infinity Gems, one thing that Marvel does take a liberty with is changing their stories to work with the modern superhero/sci-fi framework, let me explain… Sci-fi stands for Science fiction, everybody knows that, so why do they remove sci-fi aspects from their movies? Let’s look at Age of Ultron

Age of Ultron

Avengers: Age of Ultron is a solid movie, not the best of the MCU but also not the worst. The thing is that Ultron is a recurring villain that the Avengers have never been able to defeat 100%. They always just BARELY beat him and then he shows up again later and better equipped. I understand that they needed to have his origin, growth and death all in one movie, but why choose that story to do? The real Age of Ultron story from the comic of the same name plays out completely differently than the movie. In the comic, Ultron confronts the Avengers and wins. Within the first 20 pages of the event, Ultron has beaten the Avengers.  He establishes a dystopian society which he rules from the future using Vision (his son) as a conduit. In order to win, Wolverine and Sue Storm make a desperate attempt to go back in time and kill Hank Pym the original creator of Ultron before he can develop the genocidal AI. Because time travel never goes the way it’s supposed to, the future ends up being worse with the Avengers being named the Defenders, and a massive war being waged by Tony and his tech/cybernetic empire against Morgan Le Fey and her magic kingdom. Wolverine and Sue Storm decide to go back in time and stop themselves from killing Pym by… killing themselves. This makes them a temporal paradox and because nobody likes that kind of stuff, they convince Pym to install a backdoor program in Ultron’s code before they use Dr. Doom’s time platform to return to their own time, thereby righting the paradox. Wolverine and Sue arrive at the beginning of the story when Ultron first defeats the Avengers. Before Ultron can finish the job, the subroutine installed by Pym in the paradoxal timeline runs causing Ultron to shut down momentarily allowing Thor the time he needs to smash Ultron to pieces.

For obvious reasons they couldn’t use the story because for one… Wolverine and Sue Storm were owned by Fox until several months ago. But this story is a prime example of one key component of comic book fiction that will never transfer well into movie form, time travel.

Time travel is something inherently accepted by the comic community as a regular occurrence in comics. When it occurs it never really throws anyone for the ringer. Most readers just say “oh, this is going to get good” and they continue reading. DC’s Flash is probably the most relevant case with this type of publication. I like the Flash but I don’t get to read a lot of his stories because Batman… and priorities. That being said most of his major events have revolved around him either travelling backwards or forwards in time and mucking something up.  Then he has to fix it before he can come back and grow a little bit as a character each time. Time travel just doesn’t transfer well into a movie, there are some exceptions (Looper), but for the most part it’s a type of Sci-Fi that works best in printed form.


Keeping the train moving on Sci-Fi concepts that work better in print than film, Alternate Realities. It is well established that everything that happens in comics takes place on one earth in the vast array of the multiverse. Both DC and Marvel utilize this concept and generate some pretty great stories with it. DC has made great stories like Crisis on Infinite Earth, Final Crisis, and Infinite Crisis. Marvel uses the multiverse a lot less liberally but still generates some great stories like the Hickman run on Avengers in the MarvelNow! printing, Secret Wars, and Battleworld. Alternate Realities is just something that can be accepted in comics, mainly because of the infinite possibilities and variations on heroes. Not only that but it allows for some possible evil versions of the heroes to come to the forefront as with DC’s Crime Syndicate of Earth-3. When making a film there are certain things that you have to take time to do, one of the big ones is explaining how the physics works in the world you’ve created. If you look at every successful Sci-Fi TV show they all explain how things are possible in their universe, from FTL travel to weapons and even biological life. Films can do this but they have to condense it way down into  a few minutes, which doesn’t allow for a lot of in depth explanation. For this reason most films have avoided the subject of alternate realities unless the entire premise of their plot is based on it, like The One from 2001.

With glaring plot holes abundant in their films, there are still just some things that comic fans will accept without a reason. When Flash was first published he was the “Fastest Man Alive” and nobody needed to know how it was possible. Over decades the story gets a little more clear and complex and now it’s common knowledge among many comic fans how Flash can move as fast as he does. The same can be said for Superman. Way back when Action Comics #1  was released and we saw a man who could lift a car, was bulletproof, and could fly; nobody needed an explanation as to why he could do it. Again, through several decades of continued story telling the picture has become a little clearer to the point where it is crystal.


Movies and TV shows are a great medium to be able to tell comic book stories, and get those who might not be inclined to pick up the latest issue of Flash or Spider-Man interested in the character. Like I’ve said though there are just some things that will never transition well into a movie and a TV show and that’s okay. Alternate Timelines and Alternate Realities are confusing enough for the fans without butchering explanations and leaving giant earth sized plot holes. The second season of the Flash TV show explored the idea of the multiverse but they didn’t let the concept overwhelm the overall narrative of the show. They dabbled into the science but kept the focus on Barry and his team, allowing the viewer to fill in the blanks. For myself and many other this was not an issue when watching the show, but I do know there were several people who stopped watching due to the confusing nature of the season and its jumps from earth to earth.

Movies or TV shows,  it doesn’t matter to me how they do it, as long as they do the story justice and stay away from things that just should be better left on the pages of a comic book.


Star Wars: The Last Jedi – Bad but not Unwatchable



I, like many others, went and saw the newest addition to the Star Wars universe this past weekend with the release of the Last Jedi. I went with a group of friends that hit almost every demographic; we had the old guard who grew up with Star Wars, the young crew who started with episode VII, and my crew, who grew up with the prequel trilogy. I went into the movie with hopes in my head and can honestly say I was disappointed with the way the movie played out. I’m not saying that it was a terrible movie, but there are some major inconsistencies between The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi.

Last week I made some predictions for how the movie would go and what would happen, I was wrong. I’m not bitter that I was wrong, I don’t mind. The fact that the movie wasn’t predictable is a good thing, but I still have issues with it.

Let’s dive right in and discuss the glaring issues with this movie…


#1 – The dreadnought and bomber fiasco

The movie starts off well enough with some banter and Poe being a badass pilot. But let’s look at what happens next. Poe takes out the defense canons on the dreadnought in like 30 seconds. Not mad about that, what I am mad about is the bombers. Throughout the entire saga of Star Wars the resistance has Y-wing bombers. That was literally why they were made, to bomb ships and imperial bases. They weren’t as fast as X-wings or A-wings, but they could clip along at a fair speed. So why the hell does the resistance all of a sudden have these bombers that move slower than a 90 year old grandma in a motorized scooter? The bombing bays of these ships open directly to the vacuum of space, which is why all the pilots are wearing breathing masks. When the one bomber is left and is making the final approach, the bay doors are open but the pilot doesn’t have a mask on and is able to breathe? For that matter how can one bomber destroy a dreadnought? Like how does that make sense?

#2 – Hux’s stupid plan to slowly pursue the Resistance

Who the hell gave this idiot command of the First Order? Little tip for you folks… when you have overwhelming force and can snuff out your enemy in one move, you do it. You don’t slowly pursue them giving them time to come up with a plan to get away from you… or destroy your ship.

#3 – The destruction of the bridge and Leia’s powers

I get it, Leia is force sensitive. You will not get an argument from me on that; however, when someone is blasted out of the bridge and into the vacuum of space, they die. They do not float there for a minute and then snap their hand up and witch their way back into the blown out bridge. That was probably what started me getting disappointed in the movie and that was within the first 15 minutes. That scene would’ve been a perfect way to write Carrie Fisher out of the series and it would’ve been a good death for her character. If I’m being honest too it would serve as a great rallying cry and driving force for the Resistance.

#4 – Canto Bight

This planet was the most colossal waste of time. Like seriously. The fact that Benicio Del Toro was working for the First Order all along just to betray Finn and Rose? Come up with something better. Not only that but Rose fixes pipes in the Resistance Cruiser, how the hell does she know how to fly a ship? The stampede of the horse/rabbit things was not needed and neither was the gremlin treating BB-8 like a vending machine, or BB-8 then using the coins as bullets to knock out the guards.

Luke and Rey

#5- Luke and Rey

Honestly, I don’t have anything to complain about with this. I think his reluctance to train her after the tragedy of his first temple is understandable. Her progression through the training was logical and followed the same path as Luke’s in Empire.

#6 – Kylo and Rey

The whole middle of the movie centers around a connection between Kylo Ren and Rey. They have telepathic conversations across the galaxy about their places in the world. There is one scene where they are actually seen sitting in the same hut and touching hands before Luke arrives and blows the hut apart with the force shouting “NO!”. It’s revealed that Snoke was the one who caused this mind link in order to turn Rey to the dark side. I get the whole thing about them being connected, they are the main characters after all, but the scene with Adam Driver shirtless and covered in baby oil was unnecessary. It was just awkward for a Star Wars movie.

#7 – Force holograms

This was a HUGE issue amongst myself and the people I saw the movie with. Since when the hell can a force user create a functioning corporeal hologram of themselves and other devices clean across the galaxy? Kylo does it with Rey in the hut, and Luke does it later on with not only himself but the golden dice that he took from the Millennium Falcon. How do I know it’s corporeal? Well his hologram is able to stop a lightsaber strike and the golden dice are able to be picked up and touched by both Leia and Kylo before dissolving into nothingness. I’m all for expanding on powers already there, but giving them random ass powers as a plot device is just ridiculous.

#8 – Snoke’s death

This had to have been the biggest waste in all of Star Wars after killing Darth Maul right away. Snoke was made out to be some big important leader and founder of the First Order. Not only did he found the First Order but he is also very skilled in the Dark Side of the Force. His Sith lightening ability, his ability to manipulate people as well as his ability to link people’s minds through the force are proof of this.  We never got to find out who Snoke is… and that is a glaring plot hole. Let me explain… we know there can only be two Sith at any one time, the Rule of Two was introduced by Darth Bane thousands of years ago. The last two remaining Sith were Palpatine and Vader. Both of which are dead. So… WHO IS SNOKE?! For someone to be as skilled in the Dark side of the force like he is he had to have training. With the last Sith having been destroyed in Return of the Jedi, who is he?


#9 – Captain Phasma’s death

This one is a particularly sore spot for me because I really liked the character of Phasma. She was the first female stormtrooper and she was their leader. Not only was she their leader but with her tall stature and chrome armour she was a very imposing figure on the battlefield. Gwendoline Christie is a very great actress and I think she was robbed of her time by Disney. So let’s break this down… badass storm trooper with hundreds if not thousands of loyal soldiers at her back against a defected janitor and a ship mechanic… and who wins? THE GODDAMN JANITOR!!!! Like are you kidding me?! She easily could have mopped the floor with both of them and she should have but because a bad guy can never win in a Disney movie, the janitor smashes her across the face before she is dropped into a fiery chasm of death. The argument could be made that “Well you don’t see a body so she could be alive”… no. Disney has a habit of dropping their villains to their death. Look at all of the classic Disney movies, almost all of them have the villain die from falling to their death. I am hoping that she might find a way back in episode IX but I’m not going to hold my breath.

#10 – Admiral Holdo’s death/sacrifice

I’ll admit I was not the biggest fan of Admiral Holdo for most of the film, but that was the intended purpose, right? I get she had an ulterior motive and didn’t want Poe to muck things up, but she could’ve explained to him what she was doing and maybe he wouldn’t have performed a mutiny. All that aside though, what was with her death? Like honestly, you’re telling me that they don’t have auto-pilot in the Star Wars universe? They have tanks that can heal your wounds and ships that can travel faster than light but they don’t have an auto pilot? That being said her sacrifice by ramming their cruiser straight through Snoke’s ship will probably go down as the most badass death in Star Wars history.

#11 – Rey and Kylo fight side by side, the offer

This was one of only two saving graces in the movie for me. It really showed how awesome and unstoppable they are when they work together and it made me happy to see them fight side by side.

I predicted that they would break the mold and go with a grey jedi approach and I’m not going to lie, I’m sad they didn’t. But myself, and the group I saw the movie with, all agree that it would’ve been a better twist to have Rey accept Kylo as her teacher and then slowly work to bring him back to the light. It would’ve brought an interesting dynamic of Rey tapping into the dark side but not letting it consume her.

#12 – Snoke Couldn’t see the betrayal coming?

Snoke Claims to be master of Kylo and able to see the future of things and see into Kylo’s soul and know he is 100% committed to the dark side. How could he not see Kylo’s betrayal coming? How could he not feel Kylo turning the lightsaber? Why did he not stop it? This movie raised more questions than it answered…

Gorilla Walker

#13 – The unnecessary laser battering ram

So with the final assault on Crait, the First Order deployed their Gorilla walkers (AT-M6 for the hardcore fans), basically they’re just modified AT-ATs. But they dropped at least 7 of them. Now the walkers served no purpose but to stop the Resistance from destroying their laser battering ram, but here’s the thing… why did they need the laser battering ram? In Empire Strikes Back, two walkers were enough to destroy the rebel Base on Hoth even with their blast doors shut. This base on Crait is from the era of the Rebellion so it would stand to assume the blast doors are the same type that were on Hoth. So why not just use the mobile walkers to destroy the base instead of bringing down a giant laser battering ram and having the walkers do nothing but stand there?

#14 – Rose and Finn

For the most of the movie I didn’t mind the pair up of Finn and Rose, until they got to Canto Bight and until the battle of Crait. When Finn is preparing to make the suicide run on the battering ram so they can escape, Rose crashes her ship into his to stop him and then kisses him before passing out in the wreckage. this was another great moment for an unconventional plot twist by allowing Finn to sacrifice himself. Then Rose, who was enamored with Finn could use that as her driving force to become a major player in the resistance. But no. Disney had to interfere and make him survive even though all his character growth happened by the end of the first film. Not only did his botched sacrifice irk me, but then he dragged Rose on a makeshift stretcher for the entire length of the battlefield when they crashed right in front of the First Order. You’re telling me he dragged her several kilometers without getting apprehended or shot by the First Order? Come on…

#15 – Force ghost Yoda can control the weather/missing ghosts

Don’t get me wrong I love me some Yoda, and the fact that they went with the classic puppet version is okay in my books. What I’m not okay with is that somehow this Yoda force ghost can control the damn weather? He is dead. He doesn’t have any powers. He is able to manifest as a projection because of his training and dedication. If Force Ghosts are able to control things then why doesn’t everyone come back as one and they would essentially have an undead unbeatable army. While I did like Yoda I felt personally that it would’ve been more in line with the classic trilogy for the force ghost to have been Obi Wan in stead of Yoda. Yes, Yoda trained him but Obi wan was his guiding force for the entire trilogy. Not only that, but where are the others? At the end of Return of the Jedi, Yoda is accompanied by Obi Wan, and Anakin. So where are they? Surely Anakin could’ve appeared to Kylo and told him “Don’t go down this road Ben, it won’t end well… I would know”.


#16 – Kylo and Luke’s showdown

I’ve already talked about the force holograms and how absurd they are, but this showdown was actually the second of the saving graces of the movie. It was a call back to the showdown in A New Hope, when Obi Wan took on Vader to buy Luke and the others time to escape. The dialogue between Kylo and Luke is good, could’ve been better, but it was good. The biggest clue though that it was a sham,was the blue lightsaber and almost everyone in the theatre picked up on it. Anyone who watched the movie knew something was up when he pulled out the blue lightsaber. In the flashback sequences earlier in the movie and in Return of the Jedi, Luke has a green lightsaber, so why give him  a blue one showing everybody in the audience that this wasn’t the real Luke? It would’ve been a much better end to the character to have him legitimately sacrifice himself to fight Kylo and give the others time to escape.


So, with all those things in mind I will say this, I didn’t hate the movie. I was not as harsh as my viewing compatriots were. They were spouting hate for it up until about 4am after seeing it. I will admit I grew up with the prequel trilogy. I had watched the originals before seeing the Phantom Menace, but I still do enjoy the prequel trilogy. Do I recognize what is wrong with them and why they are considered bad movies? Absolutely. At the same time though, I still like them. I like them for the story they tell (albeit a little wonky), and for the characters contained within. It’s the same reason I can look past the issue with Justice League, or Ghost Rider, or Batman; I have a love of the characters and that is what keeps me liking those movies even with all their flaws.

One of the main issues with this Star Wars for me was that they killed off all the old characters that should’ve stayed and kept the ones that shouldn’t. Leia should not have made it through this movie, and neither should Chewbacca. Leia for obvious reasons due to Carrie Fisher having died; however, Chewbacca for the purpose that, he watched his best friend of over 30 years get murdered by a boy he probably helped raise. Yet, Chewie remains loyal to Rey, a girl he has known for a total of about 2 days?

The timeline for this movie also doesn’t make sense. When the movie starts we are told the Resistance has enough fuel for 18 hours. Great, nothing wrong with that. But then we are shown Rey handing Luke his lightsaber and beginning her training which takes place over several days on Ach To. Obviously the planet could have a different length of day than what is going on for the rest of the Resistance. But this movie picks up almost immediately after the events in Force Awakens. Assuming everything was happening in real time that would mean that Starkiller base had literally just been destroyed and Han had just died, but nobody seems to notice or care? We get one mention of Han’s passing and that’s where Luke asks Chewie and Rey where Han is.

JJ Abrams brought a new fresh take on the Star Wars universe with the Force Awakens and he set up a lot of building blocks for the future of the trilogy. I found that while Rian Johnson made a very visually appealing movie it lacked all the substance that made the original trilogy great. It went for more stunning visuals than character development which works for younger audiences, but most older viewers want some character development. It seemed as though Johnson had looked at all the buildings blocks set up from the Force Awakens, picked the three he liked and discarded the rest. That is the biggest issue with this for me. I wouldn’t have cared if they had killed Snoke just as long as we got some bit of his backstory. Continuity is something that needs to be heavily taken into account when making a trilogy. I just felt this movie lacked in continuity and when for visual flair.

This can obviously be attributed to having two different directors making the trilogy. If you look at most of the successful trilogies they all have one director: Peter Jackson for the Lord of the Rings, Christopher Nolan for The Dark Knight trilogy, the Wakowskis with The Matrix, and Francis Ford Coppola for The Godfather. All of those trilogies are regarded as some of the best trilogies ever made and they were all directed by a singular person/team. When you have one director take what another did and try to expand on it, the flow doesn’t work and you end up with a big mess.

I would rate the movie a solid 3.5/10 for all the issues listed and the continuity errors. I don’t think it should be removed from canon like some hardcore fans seem to think, but it should definitely not be called “The best Star Wars since Empire” or “The best Star Wars film period”. I have respect for Rian Johnson and his other work and think he is a great director he was just caught in a Catch-22; no matter what he did someone was going to be unhappy. I am excited to see what Rian can do when he gets to create an entire original trilogy from scratch, I think that will be something to see, but this movie just didn’t capture the essence of Star wars.

The Last Jedi – My Predictions and Hopes

With 16 hours away from the coveted release of the next chapter in the Star Wars saga, I decided to take this time and hash out what I would like to see in the upcoming film as well as my predictions for what will happen.

For those who have been out of touch with the movie trailer buzz here is the official trailer for The Last Jedi.


All caught up on the awesomeness? Good. Let’s move on…



Grey Jedi

I think this one tops most people’s lists of things they wish to see brought to the mainstream Star Wars canon. Traditionally in Star Wars there has always been the Dark Side and the Light. With the prequels, we were given the name of the Dark Side,the Sith. Now we know that the Sith embody everything that is bad, evil and just downright nasty. The most famous Sith for most Star Wars fans is none other than Darth Vader, the fallen Jedi who was the figurehead of the Empire. In every Star Wars game/movie/or series the battle is always between the Dark and the Light for control of the Galaxy, but what if there was another side?

Jedi codes

Introduced in the Expanded canon that was disavowed when Disney bought Lucasfilms, were the Grey Jedi. Now the Grey Jedi were basically the middle ground between the two sides. While they never fully support one side they will never neglect one. The Grey Jedi  are all about maintaining the balance. While both the Jedi and the Sith work to extinguish the other, the Grey Jedi work to maintain the balance, so the equilibrium of the force does not tip to one side. They understand that in order for life to flourish there must be a balance between the light and the dark.

Grey Code

One of the most famous Grey Jedi was actually introduced in the Clone Wars TV series, and that was Ahsoka Tano. She started the series off as the apprentice of Anakin during the Clone Wars. Throughout the five seasons she grew herself as a knight and eventually left the Jedi order at the conclusion of the fifth season. Ahsoka is one of the few Jedi that has mastered the Jar’Kai style of Lightsaber fighting in which the wielder utilizes 2 lightsabers and holds one reverse in her palm.  She has become weary of the Jedi order, and doesn’t trust that they would look out for their own in the time of need. During the series she becomes the voice of reason for Anakin and helps to keep his rage and anger in check. Season five of the Clone Wars series concludes hours before Episode III takes place.

Ahsoka made an appearance in the new Star Wars Series Rebels, during which she confronted her old master in the form of Darth Vader. She has some very meaningful dialogue in this encounter and openly admits to Anakin that she failed him and allowed him to become this (Vader), and that she would stop Vader to bring her old master some peace.


That being said… I would like to have some mention of Ahsoka. I know that she isn’t an official character, but Disney has stated that the Clone Wars TV series is considered official canon so why not have a mention of her as the failed pupil of Anakin? Or some force user that survived the collapse of the Sith and the Jedi that lives in seclusion?


I know this is a cornerstone of the whole Star Wars mythos. Having a master teach the younger inexperienced fighter the “ropes” until the younger one surpasses the master in skill. They’ve done this in all the Star Wars movies yet: Obi-Wan/Qui Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan/ Anakin, Obi-Wan/Luke, Luke/Yoda, Ben/Luke and now probably Luke and Rey (that doesn’t include the Sith either…). Toss this out the window and go for a new approach. I know when I watched the trailer and when Rey says “I need someone to show me my place in all this” and Kylo extended his hand, I wanted so much for the two of them to strike out on their own. Screw the whole master and apprentice crap; and just have two people learning the ins and outs of the force together and deciding their own path, without having it decided for them. I think that would make for a much more compelling story than the typical master/student one they always run with.



Through most of the trailers and TV spots it looks pretty obvious that Snoke is going to get greedy. He’s an old, angry, crusty force user who has a young apprentice… sound familiar? It looks obvious that he is going to try and turn Rey to the Dark Side and she is going to resist his temptations. Then Kylo is going to be pissed at being tossed aside and is going to leave Snoke, and the Knights of Ren, and do his own thing.




This goes without saying that we never really got enough of Luke laying a beat down with his lightsaber. We got it briefly in Return of the Jedi when he saved Han and Leia, but we need to see him lay waste to some nameless henchmen. It’s not a Star Wars movie if the hero doesn’t just demolish a whole bunch of anonymous henchmen.

I guess knowing who Rey’s parents are is on the list too…





So we know Finn is going to heal from his near fatal wounds inflicted by Kylo in the last movie, and we know he’s going to do some undercover spy stuff with Rose. We know from the trailer that he is going to be undercover in a First Order base and is going to have a throwdown with Phasma. My prediction is that Phasma is going to kick his ass. Don’t get me wrong, Finn will put up a beast of a fight, but from what I’ve read of Phasma… he doesn’t stand a chance. Rose is going to have to rescue him somehow and he’s going to have a final confrontation with Phasma in the final movie.


With the tragic passing of Carrie Fisher we know that Leia is probably not going to make it through the movie. I might be wrong, but I don’t think they will have her survive the movie. My prediction is that when Kylo fails to destroy the ship she’s on, Snoke will have set a contingency in place so Kylo has to watch her die as her ship is vaporized.


We haven’t seen that much of Poe in the trailers. For being the top pilot in the resistance and personal friend to Leia and Finn, you would think he would get more screen time (although he originally wasn’t supposed to survive the first movie). My prediction is that Poe is going to “use the spark, that will light the fire, that will burn the First Order down” as it was put in the trailer. I think he’s also going to come in useful during the dog fight in space, but will ultimately be unable to save Leia, and that will weigh on him as a failure for the rest of the series.



Luke has been living in seclusion on his own little island for the better part of a decade if not more.  Rey shows up with the lightsaber he lost when he had his hand hacked off and expects him to train her. My prediction is that obviously Luke will be reluctant to train Rey, citing his earlier failure with Ben as the reason. We will get a flashback that will finally show us what happened with Luke’s earlier attempt to restart the Jedi order. Rey will cite that she is not Kylo and she can do this, Luke will reluctantly agree and then say he has never seen someone with that much power. Luke and Rey will leave with Chewie on the Millenium Falcon when they get a call asking them for help from Leia. They will come into conflict with Snoke, and Luke will spout about Rey not being ready for something like that. Rey will go off on her own to challenge Snoke.

Snoke is going to postulate about how powerful she is and how good she would be for the dark side, and Kylo is going to throw a tantrum and tell snoke to go F*@# himself. A big fight will ensue when Luke shows up to help, and Kylo and Rey will strike out on their own.


Overall I think this is going to follow much the same vein as the Empire Strikes Back, with the Dark Side taking a major victory and the Resistance having their backs up against the wall. Leia will most likely not make it through the film, and someone on the Light Side is going to lose a hand… it’s a necessity. This movie is going to set the stakes for the “final” confrontation between the First Order and the Resistance, not to mention Snoke and the Light Side.

Finn is going to have some character growth and we’re obviously going to find out Rey’s lineage. Chewie might make the ultimate sacrifice having just watched his best friend get murdered by a boy he (arguably) helped to raise. I feel like Chewie might try to save Leia and they both end up getting killed which will allow for Rose (the Resistance Mechanic) to pair up with Rey as her new co-pilot.

Finn is going to get beat by Phasma and resolve that he will defeat her in the next film. Luke will join the Resistance to take up Leia’s place as the general. Poe is going to spiral thinking Leia’s death was his fault until Luke talks to him. Hux is going to survive the film; although, he will probably lose a lot of men in an ill advised attack and spend the rest of the movie in Snoke’s bad books.


Those are my wishes and predictions for this movie! I know I have tickets to see it tomorrow night after work and I assume most of you do too. Let me know what you think!

See you next week!