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I started this blog to discuss something I have been passionate about for a long time, comics. I have always been fascinated with the superhero culture and being a part of it, even if just as a consumer,  has been a great experience. Superheroes have led to some very drawn out discussions with friends and other individuals on other forums, which i think is great to open others up to some characters they might not be familiar with. In particular, the age old debates of which hero would win if it came down to a fight. Those discussions always tend to bring out the best in everyone.

I intend to try and post at least one thing a week to help to clear my mind of everything rooting around up there. As time progresses there may be more than one post a week but i will try to always post at least once. Look for my upcoming documentation of my next Cosplay costume for Fan Expo 2017!

Top 5 Psychopaths in Mainstream Comics

This week I decided to take all of the villains  that I know from Marvel and DC Comics and pick the top 5 that I think are the worst psychopaths. To clarify I was not looking for body count alone but for unhinged behaviours and sadistic actions. Without further ado, here are the top 5 psychopaths in mainstream comics.

#5 – Bullseye

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Coming in at no. 5 is none other than the (arguable) arch nemesis of the Man Without Fear, Bullseye. His first appearance was in Daredevil #131 of March 1976, and since then he has come to cause nothing but torment and mayhem for Daredevil. Not much is known about him except that he grew up in the Bronx with an abusive father and an older brother. He was a gifted marksman and as such entered the minor leagues as a pitcher, being called up for his first and last ever major league game. After having pitched a perfect game he grew bored and asked to be taken out, but the coach refused telling him to finish the game. When the batter taunted him for being a coward Bullseye threw the final pitch of the game which struck the batter in the head killing him. He was hired as an assassin by the NSA but quickly defected and joined various Cartel’s as a gun for hire. He began his costumed criminal career as a hitman for hire being know for never missing. After being defeated by Daredevil twice his reputation was ruined and he began his crusade against Daredevil to reclaim it. Over his comic career he has killed Elektra ( Daredevil’s lover) with her own sai, Karen Page (Daredevil’s girlfriend) with one of Daredevil’s Billy Clubs, and used explosives to drop a tenement building killing hundreds.  He later joins the Thunderbolts as an “as necessary member” and eventually joins Osborn’s Dark Avengers. In Shadowland he is impaled by one of his sais by Daredevil (at this point possessed by the beast) after breaking both of Bullseye’s arms in a fight.  He has since been resurrected and continues his crusade against Daredevil.

#4 – Hunter Zolomon/Zoom

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Ranking in at No.4 is the Time manipulator himself, Zoom. The interesting thing about Zoom is that he didn’t start out on  a bad path. he was an expert investigator and profiler.  He studied both criminology and psychology before enlisting in the FBI, along with his then girlfriend Ashley. Ashley’s father was killed during a case when Hunter made a bad call, Ashley left him and he was injured to the point of needing a cane to walk. He took a job in Keystone City as a profiler which is where he met Flash (Wally West) and the two became friends. During an attack on Iron Heights by Gorilla Grodd, Hunter was paralyzed from the waist down. He asked Wally to use the cosmic treadmill to reverse time and fix it but Wally refused. Hunter then broke into the Flash museum to use the treadmill, the resulting explosion destroyed the museum but gave Hunter the use of his legs and “derailed” him from the time stream giving him super speed. Zolomon came to the realization that the reason Wally refused to help him was because he had never experienced great tragedy as the previous Flash (Barry Allen) had. He attacked Flash and caused Wally’s wife (Linda) to miscarry the twins. Believing his work was not done he proceeded to make it his mission to kill Linda so that Wally would know true loss. In Final Crisis: Rogues’ Revenge, Zoom cures Inertia of his paralysis and begins teaching him to “better” the lives of other by inflicting tragedies upon them. Inertia grew jealous and paranoid of Zoom and unraveled Zoom’s personal timeline to the point where Zolomon lost his powers and became a cripple again. Zolomon has since approached Eobard Thawne (Reverse Flash) in Iron Heights, with a way to “benefit them both”.

#3 – Superboy Prime

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Superboy Prime takes No. 3 and rightfully so. As the list progresses each member gets a little more unhinged. The sad thing is that this entry on the list, like Hunter Zolomon actually started out as a good guy. During the Crisis on Infinite Earths storyline Superboy Prime helped the combined heroes of the DC multiverse to defeat the Anti-Monitor. After they beat the Anti-Monitor, Earth-2 Superman and his wife Lois, Earth-3 Lex Luthor Jr., and Superboy Prime were hidden in a “paradise” dimension. It was here that Superboy Prime’s mind began to unravel. He begins pounding on he walls of reality causing many alterations to main continuity, one of these was Jason Todd’s resurrection. Alexander Luthor Jr. from Earth-3 informs Superboy Prime that his powers are returning and then combine forces with him causing the dimension to shatter and starting Infinite crisis.  Driven jealous by Superboy of Earth-1 (Connor Kent) and his life with Ma and Pa Kent, he challenges Superboy to a fight. Superboy activates his Titans homing beacon and several other heroes show up to assist. When Superboy Prime kills Pantha by punching her head off, Bart Allen, Wally West and Jay Garrick grab Superboy Prime and imprison him in an alternate world where he is kept in a prison cell under red sunlight for 4 years. He escapes during the fight between Earth-3  Alexander Luthor Jr. and is covered in a version of the anti-monitor’s armour that constantly feeds yellow sunlight into him boosting his power levels. When he attempted to kill Wonder Girl, Connor Kent (Earth-1 Superboy) grew enraged and attempted to take him out. Connor was killed when the two Superboys smashed into Earth-3 Lex Luthor Jr.’s device. In probably his most unhinged idea, Superboy Prime decides to fly into Oa and smash it causing anew Big Bang which will kill everything else leaving him as the sole hero. He is slowed by a 300 mile thick wall of Willpower generated by the entire Green Lantern corps, but he breaks through it and slaughters 32 Green Lanterns before the two Supermen stop him, with Kal-L (Earth-2 Superman) dying in the process. He is imprisoned by the Guardians of the Universe and placed in a Quantum containment cell which is blasted with red sunlight and guarded by 50 Green Lanterns at all times, it’s during his imprisonment in this cell that he carves the Superman symbol into this chest while stating “I’ve escaped from worse prisons than this…”.

#2 – Joker

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Coming in at No.2 is none other than the Clown Prince of Crime himself, the Joker. Most people would ask how Joker doesn’t take the top spot and who could oust him for maniacal acts. Read on and you will see. The Joker really doesn’t need any explanation why he is up here but one example of his psychopathy comes from the Killing Joke story line by Alan Moore. In this story Joker has taken it upon himself to prove that anybody can turn into him if they have one bad day. The entire story is based around the fact that you could take the sanest person alive and give them one bad enough day, and they would turn into the Joker. During this story, Joker decides to target (arguably) Batman’s greatest ally, Commissioner Jim Gordon. When the Commissioner is at his daughter’s house for their weekly Sunday meal, Joker arrives and knocks on the door. When Barbara opens the door, Joker proceeds to shoot her through the abdomen and sever her spine, paralyzing her form the waist down. His goons assault and knock out Commissioner Gordon, and as they’re dragging him away the Joker really sets to work. In the story Joker strips Barbara naked while she continues to bleed on the ground and photographs her. I know myself and many others believed an assault to have taken place during this scene as well; however, writer Alan Moore has since clarified that nothing of that nature takes place. Regardless, he photographs her and she lies helpless in her own blood and leaves her. He takes the Commissioner to an abandoned amusement park where he strips him and forces him to crawl on the ground as he continually shows him the photos of his brutalized daughter. Batman ends up arriving in time to save Jim and Jim tells Batman to “…bring him in by the book”, showing that the Joker had failed. This comic also has one of the most controversial endings of all time with enough ambiguity to imply several different interpretations. This isn’t one of Joker’s most brutal examples with a high body count but it goes to show just how unhinged the Joker really is as a villain. For some truly despicable acts, Joker by Brian Azzarello, is the graphic novel you need to read.

#1 – Carnage

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Ranking in at No.1 is none other than Carnage, the “Child” of the Venom symbiote that bonded with notorious serial killer Cletus Kasady. Kasady exhibited his psychopathic tendancies from an early age. His first human kill was when he was 6 and he purposefully tripped his grandmother so she would fall down the stairs. He goes on to say that the resounding crack of her neck snapping was one of the happiest moments of his life, and that his only regret was that he had to wait five hours for his mother to get home and cook him dinner. He graduated to watching his mother get beat within an inch of her life, torturing the family dog in the tub with a power drill, attempting to murder his mom by throwing a hair dryer into the tub while she was bathing and killing the disciplinarian of the boys home he was in. From there he burnt down the boys home (possibly killing dozens) and pushing a girl in front of a bus after she laughed at him for asking her on a date. By the time he was caught and put in Ryker’s he was convicted of 11 murders and bragged about dozens more. Then he became Carnage when his cell mate, Eddie Brock broke out when his symbiote returned to him. Brock’s symbiote left a piece behind which bonded with Kasady making him Carnage. Not only is Kasady a complete psychopath and a mass murderer but he also has grossed out the Joker with his ideals. In a crossover with Spider-Man, Joker and Carnage stumble upon each other and begin to fight. Carnage ridicules Joker for his ridiculously complex plans and tells him he knows nothing about killing.  Carnage goes on to say ” … slow and horrible deaths! What a monumental waste of time! The fun of killing, you moron, is in the immediacy! In hearing them beg for mercy as you stand over their bloody bodies…peeling off their skin!” The Joker is disgusted by this and actually says “BLECCHH! How utterly distasteful and gross too!” This also doesn’t even count when in Carnage USA Carnage forcibly took over an entire town and murdered several people including a little girl before taking control of the Avengers.

Carnage grosses out Joker

 

There you have it, those are my top 5 psychopaths in mainstream comics. Don’t agree with my list, let me know who you think deserves a spot in the top 5. See you next week!

Justice League + Star Wars – Trailers Galore

Coming off Thanksgiving weekend and the multitude of trailers that were released, I am going to focus on two in particular and those would be the Justice League and Star Wars trailers.  In preparation for writing this post, I spent a solid half an hour of my morning routine watching and re-watching both trailers to have them both fresh in my memory. So let’s dive right in.

JUSTICE LEAGUE

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This Justice League trailer  showcased each of the Heroes in their own little spotlights. It also included some more spot on humour courtesy of Ezra Miller as Barry Allen. But the meat of the trailer comes from the showcasing of the invasion.

The trailer starts off with Lois looking out of the Kent farm and seeing Clark standing in the field looking towards the sun. He remarks about how the fact she has the ring on her finger means yes, but then Lois wakes up alone from her dream, in a world without Superman.  News is played in the background citing that terrorism and war are at an all time high and that the world is without hope now that Superman is gone.

As the voice over from Bruce begins talking about his nightmare (the Knightmare sequence from Batman V. Superman), we are shown close ups of the Parademons as well as an ancient battle in which a man is being turned into a Parademon. We also get to see some of the power the big bad Steppenwolf can toss down when he decimates what appears to be a scouting party of Amazons, with one strike of his weapon (hammer/axe) on the ground. We also get another shot of what I assume to be the opening battle between the forces of Apocalypse and the united armies of man, Atlantis, and the Amazons.  We are then shown snippets of each of the respective heroes, most notably Wonder Woman standing on a Statue of Lady Justice. Snippets of the final battle begin with intermingling dialogue from Bruce Wayne and inter-cut humour and jokes from Aquaman and Flash.  This movie does appear to bring the colour out of the darkness and is shown to be very rich in reds and oranges as colour tones. We get to see the Justice League doing battle with some Parademons and the Batmobile in action as it smashes through a blockade set up. The trailer also shows us shots of each member of the league failing to fight the enemies by themselves while the narration states ” Alone we are weak… Together we are strong”. The final scene is great bit of humour from Flash when the Bat signal is thrown in the air and helps to make this movie a lot lighter in tone than the previous entries in the DCEU.

WHAT THIS TRAILER TELLS US

As an avid comic fan, the story is pretty clear when you look at all the trailers and teasers that have been released.

An ancient battle took place on Earth in which the Amazons, Atlanteans, and Man had to unite against the dark forces of Apocalypse. The alliance was victorious and as such each race claimed a motherbox. The motherboxes were hidden without the other races knowing their locations. Steppenwolf is sent to Earth to find the motherboxes and activate them which will allow the Apocalyptan army to invade Earth.

Batman and Wonder Woman are trying to recruit other meta humans to fight for humanity should the need arise and to honour the sacrifice of Superman. Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg are thrust into this team up in order to save the world from destruction.

Regardless of what all the promotional work might say Superman will be showing up in this film. I don’t think he will appear until the final act, but I could be wrong. The fake cop-out of Superman’s death in Batman V. Superman was the biggest waste of time for any movie goer because there can’t be a Justice League without Superman, there just can’t.

 

Here is the trailer that was released on Saturday for those that haven’t seen it themselves yet.

Let’s move on to Star Wars!

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

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This trailer was a little more cryptic than that of the Justice League movie. While it still does showcase a lot of what the potential plot could be, it still leads quite a bit up to the imagination.

The trailer starts with an individual staring out some windows while water is running down them and we can see some sort of machinery in the background. We are shown different cuts of new footage like the Gorilla walkers for the first order and what looks to be Kylo Ren leading a large contingent of storm troopers into a cavern where the floor in made of volcanic looking rock with red highlights.  While all of these shots are appearing one right after the other we are told by Snoke that ” When I found you, I saw raw untamed power and beyond that something truly special”. It’s unclear who he is referring to but it is led to believe he is talking to Kylo Ren. We are then quickly transferred to Rey’s training at the hands of Luke, where he is amazed at her raw power (she is able to crack the rock upon which she is meditating by using the force). Luke quickly tells her that he has only seen power like that once before and it didn’t scare him then, but it does now. As he delivers this line we are shown what can only be Luke’s temple he was training the new generation of Jedi in up in flames as he collapses beside R2D2.

The trailer pans up to space battle and we are shown Kylo Ren’s personal fighter ship as he destroys the defenses on a Resistance Frigate and prepares to target the power core to blow the ship. He hesitates as his mother is on the ship. We see the Millenium Falcon in action evading some Tie fighters as Chewie performs his trademark Wookie call and one of the new creatures (pooko?) screams in surprise. Poe delivers a line of hope saying “they have the spark that will light the fire that can burn down the First Order”, and we see Finn in a First Order uniform battling Captain Phasma with one of the shock batons. We are shown more training by Luke while he says “This isn’t going to go the way you want it to”. The First Order and the Resistance do battle, and Snoke is shown to be torturing Rey while she is suspended in the air by the force. The trailer ends with Rey saying she needs someone to help her find her place in all of this and then we switch to a cut of Kylo Ren in what appears to be the same scene holding out his hand.

WHAT THIS TRAILER TELLS US

This trailer is a lot harder to read than the Justice League one, only for the fact that this story is 100% original whereas the Justice League Story was based of the New 52 Justice League Origin by Geoff Johns. It appears that Rey is deep in her training with Luke and Kylo Ren has recovered from his wounds he received during the Force Awakens. My guess is that story is going to take a left field turn. It would be a refreshing change of pace for the Star Wars universe and would bring a more realistic approach by making it less black and white and adding a few shades of grey into it.

My guess is that Kylo Ren is going to be unable to kill his mother and she will survive until the end of the movie when she will be killed by her ship being blown up in a space battle. It’s not a very fitting ending for Carrie Fischer but with her passing I don’t think they would disrespect her memory by having her face added digitally to a different actor’s body.  Luke and Rey are going to grow frustrated with each other because of Luke’s unwillingness to train her for fear of making another Kylo Ren.

Snoke is going to try and take Rey as his apprentice and induct her into the Knights of Ren. This is going to sever the tie between Snoke and Kylo and I think Kylo and Rey are going to forge their own path as Grey Jedi instead of the typical Sith and Jedi.

Poe and Finn are working heavily for the resistance and it looks like Finn is going to go undercover in an attempt to steal secrets/sabotage a base. He will obviously get found out by Phasma which will lead to the showdown with the stun baton and Poe having to rescue him, furthering the bromance.

Here is the new trailer for those that haven’t seen it.

 

All of this is obviously just speculation but I can’t help to hope that Star Wars might do something other than the typical good vs. bad for once.

 

Any comments leave them below! Otherwise see you next week!

Infinity Stone Rundown – Locations and Powers

In wake of the recent tragedy in Las Vegas, I have decided to postpone the article I had written as it would be in poor taste to publish it currently. Instead I have moved up a post planned for later this month to fill the spot. My deepest sympathies go out to those affected by this event, and I hope some change can finally happen to stop something like this from happening again.

This week’s blog post I have decided that prior to receiving the highly anticipated Infinity War trailer I would do a complete rundown of each Infinity Stone, their locations and the powers granted by each one. We know that Thanos will have at least 2 stones when the movie reaches it’s climax, but hopefully by the end he will have all of them and we can finally see the Infinity War in full swing. I’m going to put this list in production order so that it’s easier for those who might not be as versed with the MCU and it’s inner working to follow when each stone showed up.

#1 – The Tesseract – The Space Stone

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The Tesseract first showed up in Captain America: The First Avenger and has been a recurring theme in the MCU ever since. Originally found by the Red Skull in a German occupied town in Norway, the Red Skull and Zola used the Tesseract as a power source to help give the Nazis and Hydra an edge in WWII. It wasn’t until the culmination of the movie and the beginning of the Avengers when we realized that the Tesseract was in fact the Space Stone.

The Space stone allows the user to teleport themselves and others anywhere regardless of distance or protections such as walls or spells, change the relative distance of 2 objects regardless of physics, warp and rearrange space, and increases the speed of the user. When it is used in conjunction with the rest of the stones and the gauntlet it allows the user to exist in all locations simultaneously.

The last time we saw this stone it was being used by Thor to return himself and Loki to Asgard following the failed invasion of New York by the Chitauri.

#2 – The Scepter – The Mind Stone

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The second stone which we were introduced to was a bit of a curve ball since it wasn’t revealed until Avengers: Age of Ultron that it was in fact the mind stone. Throughout the first Avengers movie eagle eye fans assumed it was the mind stone while many other just assumed ti was an extension of Loki’s magical powers. In Age of Ultron we were gifted with the inclusion of the mind stone and it’s subsequent creation of Vision.

The Mind Stone allows for the user to: telepathically control other beings, control the dreams of other beings, psionic powers, and some telekinetic abilities. When used with the other stones and the gauntlet it allows the user all of the listed above powers as well as being psychically linked with every being in the universe simultaneously.

The last time we saw this stone it was firmly ensconced in Vision’s forehead at the end of Captain America: Civil War. The saddening part is that since the power stone is what gave Vision his life and abilities, when it is removed he will most likely die making him the first probable casualty of the Infinity War.

#3 – The Aether – The Reality Stone

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The Third stone that was included in the MCU was the Aether, otherwise known as the Reality Stone. The Aether was the main plot line of Thor: The Dark World when Jane Foster accidentally stumbled across it investigating ways to find Asgard. The villain of the movie Malekith the Dark Elf, was attempting to use the Aether to cast the universe into and eternal darkness so his people could flourish and rule over the universe.

The Reality stone permits the user to: see each person’s darkest wishes and make them a reality, create dreamlike sequences that trap individuals in their own dream worlds, and create alternate realities to the user’s liking. When paired with the other stones and the gauntlet it allows the user to influence reality on a universal scale meaning anything the user wants can happen regardless of the laws of physics and magic.

The Aether was last seen being delivered to the Collector by Lady Sif and the Warriors Three for safe keeping.

Interesting Side note: While it was stated in the MCU that the Scepter (Mind stone) was used to give the Maximoff’s (Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver) their powers; Scarlet Witch’s powers appear to be an extension of the Reality stone and not the Mind stone.

#4 – The Orb – The Power Stone

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The fourth stone that was brought into the MCU was the Orb from Guardians of the Galaxy aka the Power Stone. The Stone was the main focal point of the plot for the entire movie being sought after by both Ronan the Accuser and Thanos. This is also the first time that we as the audience witness a Celestial (the race of Ego from GotG 2 and Peter’s half lineage) use the Power Stone to destroy and entire planet. This is also the first time that a non-celestial has held an Infinity Stone without dying immediately.

The Power Stone allows the user: to enhance their physical strength, energy manipulation, ability to duplicate any physical or superhuman attack, control any form of energy that has or will ever exist, and boosts the effect of all other stones. When used in conjunction with the other stones and the gauntlet it grants the user the above mentioned abilities and Omnipotence.

The last time we saw this tone is was being held in the Nova Corps Vault on Xandar. Due to the spoiler from SDCC and the Infinity War trailer being shown, Thanos somehow is in possession of this stone at the beginning of the film, though it is unclear how.

#5 – The Eye of Agamotto – The Time Stone

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The final stone that we have been introduced to in the MCU comes from the Dr. Strange movie and that would be the Time Stone. The time stone was located in the center of the necklace that Dr. Strange uses for most of the second half of the film. The reason we know it’s an Infinity Stone is because Wong tell us at the end of the movie. I thought this was really just a cop-out to spoon feed people the fact that it was a stone and not just a powerful magical artifact, but that’s just me.

The Time Stone grants the user: control over all points in the timestream, stop, speed up, slow down, and reverse the flow of time, time travel, age and de-age anything the user wants, change the past and future, and trap beings or whole universes in time loops. When used together with the other Infinity Stones it grants the user the above listed abilities as well as the ability to exist at all points in time simultaneously and grants Omniscience.

The last time we saw this stone is was being held in the Sanctum Sanctorum and being protected by Dr. strange himself now the Sorcerer Supreme of Earth.

#6 – The Soul Stone – MIA

The final stone which we have yet to be introduced to is the Soul Stone. There are many interesting theories as to where this stone is going to be located in the MCU. Personally I think that it is somehow either incorporated in Heimdall’s armour or his person. During the first Thor movie he says a line that for me confirms he has it, Heimdall states that he “…can see every soul in the nine realms” . I don’t think they would’ve used the word soul if it wasn’t significant. They could have easily said “being” or “person” but instead opted for the word “soul”. That’s just my theory though.

The Soul Stone grants the user the ability to: Steal, control and manipulate souls both living and dead, is a gateway to a pocket idyllic universe much similar to Heaven, and steal the powers and abilities of others. When used together with the other stones and the gauntlet it grants the user the ability to control all life in the universe.

We have no last known location for this stone as of yet, but during the comics it was firmly placed on Adam Warlock’s head. Since Adam isn’t due to show up until GotG 3… my money is on Heimdall.

That concludes the location and abilities of all the Infinity Stones in the MCU! If you have any comments or questions don’t be afraid to ask!

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Most Underrated Heroes Vol.3 – Hawkeye

This month for the most underrated hero inclusion I decided to go with someone that a lot of people know but very few know anything about, that hero is Hawkeye.  Hawkeye shot to stardom with his inclusion in the MCU, first appearing as a backdoor cameo in the first Thor, he didn’t appear again until Avengers. Clint Barton aka. Hawkeye, is an agent of SHIELD, former circus performer and full-time Avenger.

Side bar, Hawkeye is the only person in all of comics to belong to both the Justice League and the Avengers.

Let’s take a look at his background…

HISTORY

Clint Barton was created by none other than Stan the man Lee and artist Don Heck, and in his first appearance Hawkeye was the villain of the story. His first appearance was in Tales of Suspense #57 in September of 1964; it wasn’t until May 1965 that he became a member of the Avengers.

Clint was born in Waverly Iowa, but lost both of his parents in a tragic car accident when he was young. After spending over six years in an orphanage Clint and his brother Barney ran away to join the Carson Carnival of Travelling Wonders. Impressed with Clint, Swordsman took him under his wing and with the help of Trick Shot, they trained Clint to become a master archer. When Clint discovered his mentor and father figure, Swordsman was embezzling money from the Carnival he resigned to turn him in, but before he could accomplish this, he was beaten and left for dead. Clint bounced from circus to circus and eventually adopted the title of Hawkeye the World’s Greatest Marksman. When he witnessed Iron Man in action he decided to become a costumed superhero himself, but was mistaken for a thief on his first outing. He ran into Black Widow (who was spying for the Soviet union at the time) and fell in love with her going so far as to aid her in stealing tech from Stark Industries. After a battle with Iron Man, in which Widow was seriously injured, Hawkeye broke off the battle to help her only to find she had disappeared, it was at this time that he decided to be a “Straight Shooter”.

After saving Edwin Jarvis and his mother from a mugger, Hawkeye was invited back to Avengers mansion to force a confrontation to allow him to clear his name. He was eventually invited to join the Avengers along with new recruits Scarlet With and Quicksilver, the latter of which he clashed with constantly.

Classic Hawkeye

During a pitched battle with the Avengers, Hawkeye’s bow was broken. He adopted a new costume and identity and succeeded Hank Pym as Goliath. Several adventures occur involving Clint’s brother Barney (who turns out to be an undercover FBI agent) and Swordsman in which Swordsman is captured bringing Clint justice for his brother’s death. At the end of Kree/Skrull War Vision and Hawkeye butt heads over their affections for Scarlet Witch causing Clint to return to his original costume and go solo.

LOSS OF HEARING

Clint held many positions in his many years of comic publications from Avenger to solo hero, Head of Security of Cross Technological Enterprises, It was during his time as the head of security for Cross Technological that he met and fell in love with Barbara “Bobbi” Morse aka Mokingbird. When the two of them battle Crossfire to save the superhero community Hawkeye was rendered deaf by a combination of a sonic arrow and the sonic weapon being used by Crossfire. They briefly established the West Coast Avengers, and battle Mephisto and Satannish. During the battle with Satannish and Mephisto Mockingbird is killed and dies in Hawkeye’s arms. Hawkeye leaves the West Coast Avengers and disbands the team. He rejoins the original Avengers right before the Onslaught event and has his hearing restored by Franklin Richards because when Franklin remade the Avengers he remade them how he remembered them, which was when Hawkeye wasn’t deaf.

DEATH + RESURRECTION

He leaves to head up the first iteration of the Thunderbolts, but quickly returns to the team in time for the House of M. During the House of M he sacrifices himself to save his fellow Avengers only to be reborn by Scarlet Witch’s powers with no memory of his previous death. When he is given the ability to remember he is horrified at what Wanda has done and during the final confrontation shoots her in the back with an arrow. In retaliation one of Wanda’s children wipes Hawkeye from existence killing him once more. When House of M is fixed and reality re-written Hawkeye is still presumed dead.

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Unknown to the rest of the Avengers Hawkeye was resurrected when Wanda fixed reality. he traveled the Earth for several months, finding a Wanda with no memory of her life as Scarlet Witch and no powers. The two get it on and then Hawkeye leaves and returns to New York when he hears of the assassination of Captain America. He joins the New Avengers as Ronin and keeps this identity for several months until the Secret Invasion story line where Mockingbird is revealed to have been alive for years as a captive of the Skrulls.

So many things happen since Secret Invasion it’s hard to list them all, he begins losing his sight, his brother is alive, he kills Bruce Banner in Civil War II. Yes.. he kills Bruce Banner and is found not guilty during a full criminal trial.

Let’s move onto his powers..

POWERS AND ABILITIES

Hawkeye is a human man with exceptional aim.

He is trained to the peak of human conditioning and is bale to battle many meta-human foes with just his body and his bow with trick arrows.

He is an exceptional fencer, acrobat and has considerable strength for someone who is not meta.

It is revealed that Hawkeye’s bow has a 250lb draw weight which is considerable when you take into account the average long bow has a 75-100lb weight draw.

As I said before he uses a variety of trick arrows much like Green Arrow from DC comics. Some of these arrows include: sonic arrows, explosive arrows, shock arrows, disruptor arrows, EMP arrows, and good old fashioned broadtipped.

During his tenure as Ronin he was also proficient with several melee weapons including the Katana.

He is also shown to have the ability to turn any object into a weapon by throwing it.

REASONS HE’S UNDERRATED

Hawkeye is vastly underrated because on a team that boasts a demi-god, a hulk, a tech genius, immortal warrior with metal claws, spider-man, and Captain America… he is just a guy with a bow an arrows.

There is a scene from Avengers Age of Ultron wherein Hawkeye tells Scarlet Witch that “there is an army of evil robots attacking the city, the city is flying, and I have a bow and arrow… none of this makes sense. But if you step out that door you are an Avenger…” This scene shows Hawkeye’s true power and that is to inspire his fellow teammates. When the super human teammates are down and feeling like they can’t win Hawkeye is there to bring them back into the fight. Most of the time it consists of him saying “…how can you be down and I’m not?! Get up!”.

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Not only does Hawkeye provide the pick me up that some of the heroes need in the fight but he also doesn’t back down from a challenge. Hawkeye is a man, a man with a bow and arrow who never misses, but still just a man. Yet, he fights people like Ultron, Thanos and even Hulk on occasion without batting an eye because he knows he has to. Hawkeye will take on whoever is challenging him because as an Avenger you don’t get to pick your enemies, he knows he might not make it but he believes in himself and his team that they will win in the end.

Currently Hawkeye is portrayed by Jeremy Renner in the MCU and he does a fantastic job. In Age of Ultron we were introduced to his family which is a sad point as well. The Russo brothers confirmed that Hawkeye will be in Avengers 4 but he will adopt the persona of Ronin, this means there’s probably a good chance that his family is going to die in the third Avengers.

This concludes the third issue of Most underrated heroes. Let me know who you think an underrated hero is!

 

Superior Spider-Man: What Worked and What Didn’t

With all the news about the Punisher trailer dropping I decided to take a bit of a break from my anti-hero focus and talk about a series that I loved no matter what anyone says, and that would be the Superior Spider-Man run.

For those unfamiliar with the run it was the direct sequel to Amazing Spider-Man #700 in which Dr. Octopus transfers his consciousness with Peter’s (goes full Freaky Friday) and becomes Spider-Man. Before Peter dies in Ock’s body he attempts to right what has been done to him with the help of a few villains. Ock in Spider-Man’s body becomes enraged when the Scorpion attacks Aunt May and punches his lower jaw hard enough to separate it from his body. When the transfer fails, Ock reveals that he placed shielding on the back of his head to prevent a transfer again. Ock proceeds to pummel his old body to the point of death and Peter uses their connection via the Octobot (the device that started the whole thing) to flood Octavius’ mind with his memories and loss he has experienced becoming the Spider-Man he was. Ock has an epiphany realizing how wrong he was and vows that Peter isn’t leaving the mantle of Spider-Man to a villain. Ock then destroys his former identity as Doctor Octopus and redesigns the Spider suit vowing to be a better Spider-Man than Peter Parker ever was, vowing to become the Superior Spider-Man.

Alright now that the prologue to the series is done I’m going to jump into the things that I felt worked and the ones that didn’t. There will be spoilers for the run so if you want to read it yourself spoiler free then stop reading now.

WHAT I LIKED

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#1 – The Suit

The first thing that I will say really blew me away was the redesign of the suit. Initially at the beginning of the run he wears that classic suit just recoloured with the talons and the mechanical eyes. Later on, he redesigns the whole suit to the Superior look. When he added the mechanical arms, that was too much like Doc Ock pretending to be Spider-Man for me, but I understood why he did it and how it was a necessary step in his development as a character. But the redesign with the red and black over tones, along with the bigger mechanical looking eyes really made the whole costume come together. But probably my favourite piece of the whole suit were the retractable talons. They really added a more animalistic look to the whole suit and when used to deliver tracking nanobots they were easily the best piece of the suit. The redesign of the Web shooters to operate on the outside of the suit was also a great addition.

#2 – The Story

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The story of Superior Spider-Man involves quite a few very prominent villains for the most part but the overall plot involving the Green Goblin/Goblin King was really cool. The entire series Spider-Man is vexed by his regular rogues gallery while every issue we are treated to a few panels of the Goblin King recruiting. By the time the Goblin King makes his move he has a veritable army of followers and they quickly take control over large sections of the city. Most notable villains that he comes up against are the vulture, Scorpion, the Sinister Six, Hobgoblin, Spider Slayer, and Massacre. Not only does the story show how much Otto changes during his run as Spider-man but it also shows the lengths he’s willing to go, by executing Massacre the whole world, including the Avengers knew there was something different about Spider-Man. Not only do the Avengers attempt to subdue him and find out what’s wrong but he actually fights them off single handedly. He also establishes a Spider Island and hires henchmen to be his arach-naughts.

I will say that while the whole story was pretty awesome the one thing you saw coming was Peter eventually retaking his body. Throughout the run we are shown that Peter appears as an astral projection that only Otto can see and hear, but Peter influences a lot of what Otto does while trying to find a way to take his body back. When Otto ultimately sacrifices himself to allow Peter full control over his body it shows how full circle becoming the hero changed Otto for the better.

#3 – Spider-Man 2099

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A large part of the second half of the run involves the arrival of Spider-Man 2099 (Miguel O’Hara) from the future to stop the rise of the tech conglomerate that is the main antagonist in his timeline.  A colleague at Horizon Labs builds a time portal and Spider-Man 2099 arrives through it sent by Alchemex from his own timeline. Otto attacks  O’Hara believing him to be an imposter, they battle to a stalemate with O’Hara fleeing without Otto being able to track him. While the main story progresses O’Hara ends up working as an assistant to his eventual arch enemy due to him being stranded in this timeline. The climax of the run shows Peter restored and in control of his body working with O’Hara to stop the Alchemex mechs, save the city from the Goblin King, save Anna Maria, and return O’Hara to his own timeline. I think the reason I like this part so much is because of the suit O’Hara has. Blue with a red skull, talons, and a small web cape, just looks awesome no matter what timeline he’s in.

WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE

 

#1 – HOW NOBODY NOTICED HE WAS DIFFERENT

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The entire run of the series shows Otto burning old bridges with long time allies and friends and forging a new relationship with Anna Maria. The Avengers aren’t even able to discern that someone other than Peter is Spider-Man.  The only person the entire series who truly believes something is different is Carlie Cooper (Peter’s ex-girlfriend and knower of the Spider-Man identity) and when she figures it out; she is kidnapped by the Goblin King and dosed with Goblin serum which changes her into “Monster”.  The Avengers conduct every test they have to try and see if someone has impersonated or taken over Spider-Man, and they come up empty handed. The biggest tell though, is the language he uses. If you read other Avengers comics with Spider-Man he talks like a cocky kid and his one liners rival Deadpool. The Superior Spider-Man uses language that a pompous narcissist would use and nobody notices. This is one of the things that irked me about the whole run. That and like seriously… he made 4 mechanical spider arms and nobody thought “Oh maybe something isn’t right… that  looks like something Doc Ock would do” and then they all come to this conclusion”… but Ock is dead so it obviously couldn’t be him” like COME ON!

#2 – Hobgoblin/Goblin Knight

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So one of the side plots for the run is the constant appearance of the Hobgolin, and not even the real one. So turns out the original Hobgoblin has retired (kind of) from his criminal ways, now he only provides a means rather than committing the crime himself. What I mean to say is that the original Hobgoblin (Roderick Kingsley “actually Daniel Kingsley impersonating Roderick”) is selling villain personas and costumes to people for profit. Phil Urich (Nephew of famed Daily Bugle reporter Ben Urich) purchased the Hobgoblin persona and uses it to finance his life while recording himself committing crimes to write stories for the paper.. Ya… it’s really weird.  Anyways, Hobgoblin is in the employ of Kingpin and acts as an enforcer. When Spider-Man attacks Shadowland (of Daredevil Fame) with his arach-naughts and arach-tanks, Kingpin fakes his death and the Hobgoblin flees. Tiberius Stone sabotages the Hobgoblin ruining him and Spider-Man ousts Phil Urich as the Hobgoblin.  Phil takes Norah Winters as a hostage to escape the Bugle but Spider-Man arrives and defeats him. Urich is broken out of jail by Menace and taken to the Goblin King in the sewers of NY. Goblin King annoints him as Goblin Knight and provides him with a new costume and armour.

The whole thing is just extra plot for the sake of making more henchmen for the Goblin King. They could’ve had him be ruined and give it up and that’s it but no, they carried it on making it drag through the last volumes until Peter Parker kicks his butt.

#3 – The Spider Island/Spider HQ

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Okay this goes hand in hand with how do people not notice he is not Peter Parker. HE MAKES HIMSELF AN HQ AND HIRES AN ARMY OF HENCHMEN!! HE BUILD MASSIVE TANKS AND LEADS AN OFFENSIVE AGAINST SHADOWLAND!!! COME ON!!! YOU’RE TELLING ME NOBODY THOUGHT HE WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT?!?!?

Side bar the Avengers thought something was different but they were more concerned with his brutal punishments rather THAN HIS FREAKING ARMY AND TANKS!!!

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Okay, I’m done ranting about his army and spidertanks.

Minus the few things that I brought up about not liking the whole story arc was very well put together. Dan Slott did a great job with this run I only wish they had somehow kept this Spider-Man alive in a different universe just so we could see how far things would go before someone actually noticed and ousted Doc Ock as Spider-Man.

This story is definitely a must read for any Spider-Man fan and would add to any collection. I know i bought it all and have read it several times over. I didn’t even mention the venom part of the run or the final act because I wanted to keep somethings spoiler free. Regardless of who is in the body though Spider-Man always shows us that with great power comes great responsibility.

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Jurassic Park – None Of It Was Real

This week I’m going to deviate from the comic topic for a bit and talk about something a good friend of mine Malcolm showed me, a theory surrounding the original Jurassic Park. If you were like me and saw it at a very early age then you probably grew up loving dinosaurs and everything about them. The original film directed by Steven Spielberg was released on June 9, 1993; I was a whopping 1.5 years old at that point. The movie is based on a novel written by Michael Crichton who also co-wrote the screenplay showing you how faithful the movie is to the source material. Crichton is famous for his work with Jurassic Park but two of his other works that i thoroughly enjoy are The Andromeda Strain and Timeline. Sadly Michael Crichton passed away in November of 2008, but a new novel was just published posthumously titled Dragon Teeth which features dinosaur bones and gunslingers… if that’s not a great combination then I don’t know what is.

Before we get to the theory let’s give a bit of a background on the plot of the movie/book.

BACKGROUND

The entire premise of the movie is that a wealthy businessman named John Hammond (CEO of InGen) discovers a way that by using modern technology they can bring dinosaurs back to life. By hunting for fossilized mosquitoes that have been trapped in amber (fossilized tree sap) they extract the DNA of the last dinosaur that particular mosquito bit, and use a species of frog, fill in the DNA gaps to get viable dinosaur DNA. They then use this DNA along with modern genetic research to clone dinosaurs and alter their genetic structure to ensure all the dinosaurs are female to avoid uncontrolled breeding. InGen purchased an island in Costa Rica called Isla Nublar where they opened a theme park to showcase their dinosaurs.  When a park dino handler is killed by a Velociraptor the investors order Hammond to bring in some outside experts to validate the park and their security measures. Things obviously do not go according to plan and the dinosaurs get loose. Not only are the dinosaurs loose but it is later revealed that the species of frog they used to fill the DNA gaps can actually change it’s sex for mating and thus the dinosaurs have been breeding uncontrolled.

Now that the background is explained let’s move onto the theory…

So the theory comes from Redditor Brownra04, and the theory goes like this, there were never any actual dinosaurs at Jurassic Park. The entire idea of Jurassic Park centers around the idea that geneticists extrapolated usable dinosaur DNA from the fossilized mosquitoes which we know is not possible, even within the realm of the movie. The DNA has a half life that would’ve decayed beyond any reasonable form prior to the 65 million year discovery. Not only that but the theory also adds that the mosquitoes would have bitten more than one dinosaur and that would have contaminated the sample. Having DNA from potentially hundreds of different dinosaurs with no way to distinguish them is a geneticists nightmare. In order to cover this up InGen used DNA from known reptiles to create the “dinosaurs” on display at Jurassic Park.

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This is also explained that we know Velociraptors are roughly three feet tall and covered in feathers, not the nine foot man-eating killing machines from the movies.  We also learn in subsequent movies that all the births of the dinosaurs take place on the second island Isla Sorna. This directly contradicts John Hammond when he says that insists on being present for every birth. Hammond also tells Dr. Ellie Sattler that he started his career with a travelling flea circus that (despite the testimony of the kids he performed his circus for) had no actual fleas in it at all. The theory continues that the whole point of the visit from Drs. Grant, Sattler, and Malcolm was that if Hammond could fool a paleontologist and a paleobotanist into believing he had brought dinosaurs and extinct plants back to life and a mathematician into believing the science all added up, then he could fool the general public. The entirety of Jurassic Park was fabricated and the whole thing was a sham!

HOW IT WORKS

As the theory previously stated the subsequent movies that were released as sequels to this provide more and more future insight to the validity of the theory.  The Lost World the sequel to the original Jurassic Park shows the protagonists and antagonists travel to the first island and discover that the first island was only a show for the tourists and that everything was actually done on the second island. The third film shows Dr. Grant travel to the second island and see for himself that everything was done there and that the nightmare of the Jurassic Park was far from over. The fourth film (and the newest Jurassic World) shows the geneticist from the first movie Dr. Henry Wu ( played by B.D. Wong) working with the new park and cross breeding dinosaurs DNA with modern animals to create new dinos.  The biggest example of this is the big bad dino from the film the Indominus Rex which was an amalgamation of T-Rex, Gigantosaurus, Rugops, Majungasaurus, Carnotaurus, Tree Frog and Cuttlefish DNA to breed the perfect killing machine.

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The reason that the cross breeding went as smoothly as it did for the whole 4th movie was that the geneticists had been doing it all along and that when all their research was lost when InGen abandoned the islands, they didn’t lose their access to dino DNA samples because they never existed in the first place. This also explains why all the dinosaurs in the movies look how we imagine them to, giant pi-pedal killing lizards; when in reality, they probably all had feathers and most were probably smaller than we picture them to be.

IMPACT

I’m not going to lie, this theory had me sitting there scratching my head and trying to find ways to prove it wrong. Like the theory that Indiana Jones is not essential to the Plot of Raiders of the Lost Ark at all. I will be the first to admit, this theory actually makes sense and can work in the context of the series. Do I believe that this is what Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg wanted to convey when they started this franchise all those years ago? absoloutely not. That being said I can very much appreciate the amount of thought and work that went into this theory and I commend Brownra04 for bringing this to the world. For myself, and I think many others, the magic of Jurassic Park will always be about the tenacity of man playing God. I like my dinosaurs coming from Amber and I like them cloning them back to life. the entire series is (as the tagline of the original movie said) and adventure 65 million years in the making.

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Justice League Vs. Avengers – Who Is the Better Team?

For this week’s post I decided to do something a little different than I normally do. This week I’m going to explain who I think would win in a fight between the Avengers and the Justice League. To make this an even fight I am going to use newer incarnations of the teams to balance out.  The teams I will be using are the New 52 Justice League as well as the MarvelNow! Avengers team.  So let’s kick it off by looking at the roster of the New 52 Justice League.

NEW 52 JUSTICE LEAGUE

The New 52 Justice League is the younger re-launch of the classic team from DC Comics. The team consists of many of the same players as the original team with some changes. Let’s take a look at the team:

The Power House – Superman

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It’s no secret that I don’t like Superman. I just find that any sort of conflict with him is redundant as he can just be Superman and win. That being said he is the obvious power house of the Justice League. With Super strength, invulnerability, heat vision, flight, super speed, frost breath, etc.. there are not many that can stand against him in a fight. As the big blue boy scout he stands as the figurehead of the League and is the one constant member.

The Fighter – Wonder Woman

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Wonder Woman is an Amazon, and in the DC universe that is a big deal. The Amazons hail from the mystical island of Themyscira where they have live din seclusion from the world of man for centuries. Having been trained as a warrior from a young age Wonder Woman is very skilled in many forms of classical combat. With her increased strength, speed, reflexes and flight she is very much a force to be reckoned with. In addition to her physical abilities and skills she also sports the Lasso of Truth, and invulnerable rope made by the Gods of Greece that compels the victim to tell the truth.

The Tactician – Batman

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Batman is my favourite hero hands down, I could spend an entire post writing about him and the reasons he’s amazing, but I will save that for another time. As a master of over 100 forms of martial arts, Batman reigns as one of the best fighters in all of DC Comics continuity. In addition to his fighting skill, he is trained to the peak of human perfection, the World’s greatest Detective, and a master strategist. In many Justice League comics and altercations Batman is the mind behind their combat efficiency deploying each member of the League according to their skills.

The Tech Genius – Cyborg

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Cyborg was created by fusing alien technology with the burned body of Victor Stone. The New 52 changed his origin but it made it work better with the overall narrative of the comic run. Boasting a combination of human technology, Apokalyptan technology, and the remains of his human body, Cyborg stands as the youngest member of the League in the New 52. With a motherbox incorporated into his exo-skeleton Cyborg is able to teleport the League anywhere they want to go with only 1 in 1,000 jumps malfunctioning and sending them back to Apocalypse. He also has an advanced AI named Grid embedded in his ex-Skeleton that enables him to instantly connect to any piece of technology either alien or human.

The King – Aquaman

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Aquaman is the reigning king of the fabled Atlantis of Legend. Being born of the queen of Atlantis and a human man, Aquaman is only half Atlantean. He boasts an impressive skill set with his strength being able to rival that of Superman, swimming at super speeds, near invulnerable skin, ability to telepathically control sea life, control over the oceans with his trident, and increased speed. His trident is one of the few things constructed on earth that is able to pierce Superman’s invulnerable Kryptonian skin. He is also able to command storms, the oceans themselves as well as an ancient race of man eating sea creatures called the Trench with his trident.

The Speedster – The Flash

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The Flash is the fastest man alive. Having been exposed to the speed force and struck by a bolt of lightning that turned out to be himself when he disintegrated after the Crisis on Infinite Earths story line (seriously I’m not kidding) he became the Flash. Boasting speeds that have never been fully measured except in incredible feats throughout comics, Flash is probably the most over powered member of the League. Able to instantly connect to the speed force and utilize it to boost his own speed he has been known to travel through time and even outrun existence. If the Flash even went rogue there is not a single person who would be able to stop him.

The Pilot – Green Lantern

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Green Lantern is a member of the Green Lantern Corps which polices the known universe. The universe is broken up into various sectors and each sector has a lantern responsible for guarding it. Green Lantern from Earth is tasked with protecting Sector 2814. Sporting a ring that can literally make anything the wearer can think of, he is a force to reckoned with. His ring is powered by the central battery on the planet Oa and is fueled by the Green light of Willpower. After and extensive career as a test pilot and military training Green Lantern is very skilled in aerial combat and space combat.

 

MARVELNOW! AVENGERS

The team roster for the MarvelNow! Avengers is quite extensive as such by sheer numbers, the Avengers would take the fight. I will limit the team of the Avengers to who I believe to be the most prominent members and match them based on the categories listed with the Justice League members.

The Powerhouse – The Incredible Hulk

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The Hulk is the strongest hero there is, plain and simple. He spends most of his time as his human counter part Bruce Banner, but when Banner loses control or changes willingly he becomes the unstoppable green Goliath. Hulk’s upper limit of strength has never fully been reached or even hinted at. This is due to the fact that the more mad he gets the stronger he gets. Not only does he get physically stronger as he increases in rage but he also gets physically bigger.  With someone like the Hulk on your team there is nobody that can stand against his rage, and his willingness to kill also gives him an advantage over his opponents.

The Fighter – Wolverine

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Wolverine is an immortal Canadian who don’t take crap from nobody. Okay he isn’t actually immortal but with a healing factor that can heal any wound almost instantly and an indestructible skeleton made of Adamantium there are not many that compare to him. Not only does he have incredible ferocity during battle and a willingness to kill but he also can fly into a berserker rage from which there is no stopping him until he has killed his opponent. In addition to his healing factor and his skeleton he has adamantium claws that extend from his knuckles and can cut through all known metals. He is also a mutant and gifted with beat like enhancements to his smell and stealth.

The Tactician – Captain America

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Standing as the sole success of the Weapon I project during WWII, Captain America has stood as a symbol for the people of the United States for generations. With his enhanced reflexes, strength, speed, and battlefield experience he is the tactical mind behind the Avengers and their combat operations. Armed with a metal shield made of an adimantium/vibranium alloy, Captain America has taken on many foes bigger and more fearsome than himself. Not only does he have extensive real life battlefield experience but he also spars constantly with other members of his team to hone his combat techniques for taking on people with powers.

The Tech Genius – Iron Man

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Iron Man is the resident tech genius of the Avengers, it can be argued that Hank Pym, Reed Richards and T’Challa can give him a run for his money but Iron Man is the best candidate for this position. Known for using his extensive collection of mechanical exo-suits for combat he can adapt to any situation and prevail. Each suit has specific different abilities but one of the constant factors that all of his suits come equipped with his flight, repulsor blasts, and  an AI companion. In addition to his repulsors more of his suits come equipped with extensive Stark Industries weaponry that  makes him a veritable one man army on the battlefield.

The King – Thor

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Hailing from the the mythical realm of Asgard, Thor is the Prince (eventual King) and God of Thunder. As an Asgardian his lifespan is much greater than any normal human spanning over hundreds of thousands of years. He is super strong, invulnerable to most damage, and equipped with MJOLNIR. His hammer MJOLNIR gives him the ability to control lightning, allows him to fly, and is made from an indestructible metal known as Uru which can only be found in dying stars. It is worth noting that while Thor Odinson is of Asgard, anyone who is deemed “worthy” by MJOLNIR is able to lift it and is imbued with Thor’s powers and abilities.

The Speedster – Spider-Man

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I know, I know, Spider-Man is not a speedster but he does have increased reflexes and his Spider-sense works so fast that he is able to dodge bullets, this makes him as a contender for the Flash. Originally ranked as one of the strongest characters in Marvel comics, Spider-Man has super-strength, increased speed, reflexes, spider-sense, wall crawling, and web shooters. He is also one of the smartest people in the Marvel universe and currently owns and operates his own massive tech conglomerate known as Parker Industries. Spider-Man is so strong that constantly has to hold back from hitting to hard for fear of killing his enemies by accident.

The Pilot – Captain Marvel/ Ms. Marvel

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With extensive training as a fighter pilot as well as other military training Ms. Marvel is the perfect synchronization between human and Kree physiology.  With enhanced strength, speed, endurance, flight, precognitive sense and immunity to most poisons and toxins, Ms. Marvel is one of the heavy hitters of the Avengers. She is also able to fly into space and can project photon blasts from her hands as well as absorb energy. She was also able to connect to a white hole (a hypothetical region of space time) which allowed her control over stellar energies (gravity, light, electromagnetic spectrum); this connection has since been severed but her other powers remain.

 

THE OUTCOME

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Alright now that I’ve outlined the teams and the various abilities of each member it’s time to tell you who I think would win. As I said before I am a huge Batman fan and i do love the JL (even if Superman is there) but I would have to give this to the Avengers. While I truly do believe that a battle between Cap and Batman would be awesome, I do believe that the Avengers would come out on top for most of the match ups. Thor would easily wipe the ground with Aquaman and then assist Hulk with Superman, Captain Marvel would beat Green Lantern, and I do believe that Wolverine would give Wonder Woman a good run for her money. But the factor that clinches it is the fact that the Hulk is willing to kill to win, whereas Superman is not. Iron Man I’m sure would find a way to beat Cyborg eventually but with his white noise cannon and Grid, Cyborg might prevail as the winner there; however, in the end Tony is also a tech genius and can just use a suit that Cyborg can’t track, like his stealth suit, or simply fly them into space.

I do believe that this match would come down to the final few punches but like I said before if we went with the starting rosters for each team the Avengers would win by sheer number, especially when those numbers include Captain Universe and Hyperion.

If you disagree let me know if not, see you next week!